EP 4: Michelle vs Tessa

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Uzi: Strategists. People who think their fights out, to every last detail so victory is certain; willing to suffer, sacrifice, and go through hardships to gain every last advantage.

Doll: We have two here today, who are...also close to J. Huh. That's a weird coincidence. Anyway, we have two here that are at the pinnacle of strategy and experience.

Uzi: Tessa Elliot, a certified technician from JC Jenson.

Doll: And Michelle, a drone from a simpler time.

Uzi: She's Doll, and I'm Uzi!

Doll: And today we'll look at their weapons, armour and skills to determine who would win...a Death Battle.

MICHELLE

Uzi: Michelle is a...guy, apparently. Isn't that a girl name?

Doll: You're named after a gun and I'm named Doll.

Uzi: Eh. Fine.

Doll: Okay, so Michelle is a worker drone. Just...an older model.

Uzi: And he's talking to the equivalent of a female teen?

Doll: N is at least twice your age.

Uzi: ...

Doll: Exactly. Now let me finish. Michelle is an older Worker Drone, from a previous generation. He works as a scrapper drone, who goes out to recover material. Naturally, the job puts him into danger since there are Murder Drones around.

Uzi: Having that kinda job...he's gotta be strong to survive this long.

Doll: He has the ability of...night vision.

Uzi: ...Really?

Doll: Yeah.

Uzi: He has no abilities?

Doll: Pretty much.

Uzi: Well...he's gotta have weapons, right?

Doll: Of course. Michelle has tons of weapons. He has a revolver, which should hold about five to seven bullets. He also has a shotgun, which should hold about six shells. Third, he has a Colt 1911, which should hold a seven round magazine. Fourth, a M1 Garand that has eight round capacity.

Uzi: That's not even it. Michelle owns several grenades!

Doll: Michelle also has flashbangs, which he uses to...slap people to disorient them.

Uzi: His physical power is as impressive as his arsenal. He has damaged Disassembly Drones before with his strength. His revolver can also damage Disassembly Drones. This means he's ten times stronger than the average human!

(This means his strength could be roughly comparable. Let's say that his revolver uses .357 Magnum ammunition, the hunting version since he would be needing the most effective ammo to fight. Those rounds are roughly equivalent to 800-1000 joules. The average punch from a human exerts 60-100 joules, which is ten times less.)

Doll: There's also his shotgun, which he should also be comparable to. This increases his own strength to forty times of the average human.

(A typical shotgun slug weighing in at 1.25 oz or 0.0354369 kg being launched at 1550 ft/s or 472.44 m/s would generate a kinetic energy of 3954.75013048 J)

(Along with this, the M1 Garand uses .30-06 Springfield cartridges. His M1 Garand shoots bullets at 853 meters per second. If we highball it and assume that the Michelle is using fourteen gram/220g RN ammunition, his M1 Garand should release 4116 joules every single shot.)

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