J: Prototypes. The original model, the first version that is built and improved upon over time. Right now, we're talking about the prototypes of us Disassembly Drones.
V: Of course, over time, even the most dedicated Murder Drones can become corrupted. It's why we need to...kill the rogue ones. They're like little ants that-
J: Shush. As much of that is a shame to the company, these rogue robots know how to fight. Perhaps they are salvageable.
V: Like Blair, the French Augmented Disassembly Drone.
J: And Phi, The Grandfather of the Murder Drones.
BLAIR
J: So, who is Blair? Well, first, Blair is one of the four Disassembly Drones first made by JC Jenson, enhanced to be incredibly efficient. However, it was rather expensive, so the company decided to be a bit cheaper and create...us. An intelligent business decision, if I say so myself.
V: Anyway, Blair's powers consist of what you'd expect from a Disassembly Drone. She can regenerate, fly, use nanites to melt things, negate them with her spit, change her hands out for other stuff, the usual.
J: Unlike her abilities, her skills should be more exceptional. Due to being as old as Achlys, Blair is about as capable, making tactical decisions in the middle of a fight and outmaneuvering other drones in close range combat.
V: She's strong. Due to being an 'enhanced' Murder Drone, Blair should be above a normal one by an unquantifiable amount, which according to Astroblaster is about 5 to 10 times stronger than a human.
J: The strength of a human is...a bit varied, but for the show's sake, we'll use the highest amount.
(Hysterical Strength is when a human's flight or fight response activates. Now, usually a human only uses about 65 percent of their strength, but during this state, they can use about 100 percent. When that happens, they sometimes break their bones as a result, which can require about 300 to 10000 joules of force to break. By multiplying the maximum amount; ten thousand, by ten means it's about one hundred thousand joules of force. Blair is above that by an unknown amount.)
V: She can keep up with Achlys, who can react to bullets, making her about as fast or faster than sound, 300 meters per second.
J: And being able to exert that force means Blair can take it. For perspective, Blair should be able to survive a car crashing her into a wall, or just about three semi-trucks hitting her at the same time at 70 miles per hour.
(A semitruck weighs about 36287 kilograms, and 70 miles per hour equals 31.2928 meters per second. Using a little math... ((36287*31.2928)/(70+36287))^2*70*0.5 = 34141.5270794 Joules. Multiplying that by three is about 102000 joules.)
V: Blair doesn't really have any weaknesses physically. She is somewhat pacifistic, but that doesn't apply in a Death Battle.
J: So no weakness?
V: Well, she's French.
J: Oh, that's really going to drag her down.
PHI
V: Wait, wait, he changed his name to Phineas? The first Murder Drone ever is named Phineas?
J: Yes.
V: ...Dumb.
J: Well, Phi was created in a time when JCJenson was a lot more in their testing phase, still figuring out a few things.
V: Of course, they decided to deploy their Prototype. And that was...Phi. He's a Disassembly Drone, but what he looks like is a bit closer to a Worker.
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Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE
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