Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE

S2 EP3: E vs T

J: Authors. Creators and destroyers of worlds, weaving the fates of everything in their stories. Sometimes though...they can take favorites.

V: And sometimes, they don't hide it very well. From giving these characters insane powers, incredible luck, and...romantic capabilities.

J: Like E, the powerful, insatiable and insane Disassembly Drone.

V: And T, the host of the Improbability Drive and traveler of universes.

J: She's V and i'm J!

V: And today, we'll be looking at their armor, weapons and skills to discover who would win...a Death Battle.

SERIAL DESIGNATION T

J: Alright, who is this guy?

V: Okay, uh...says he's from a book called Murder Drones: Absolute Improbability.

J: Hmm...well, lets see here. Alright, T is a Disassembly Drone with an upgraded version of the Solver in his brain. He can transmute stuff, like changing the nanites in his tail for other things, create viruses that can delete software and mindspace, make weapons of any sort, just a lot of things.

V: He can teleport. By throwing up deuces, he can just...vanish and appear somewhere else. He doesn't tend to do it in combat, but he still uses it to move around and travel through universes.

J: T can manipulate matter, materializing things into existence like swords, guns, energy-blasting skulls, just whatever he wants.

V: He has telekinesis, capable of grabbing objects out of the air or picking them up casually. A pretty straightforward power.

J: He doesn't really use it in fights, but it's not like he's reluctant to teleport either.

V: T can also become something called T.X by absorbing...some guy named N, changing his body to have four wings and four arms, along with turning his tail into a weird snappy head-thing. I guess he can't just manipulate reality to do this?

J: Plot.

V: Oh.

J: He can manipulate flames, often leaving them behind in a fight. He uses them to burn people, distracting them as he fights.

V: He can summon lightning in freaking space, which should at minimum have the force of over a million joules of energy.

J: He can phase through things, avoiding damage. I...guess he just doesn't want to do that all the time to win fights.

V: Plot.

J: Oh.

V: T can manipulate people's perception of reality, like the time he fought Doll and caused her to experience a hallway with hundreds of himself.

J: And if that doesn't work, T can just actually warp reality. Yeah, just straight up change the way gravity works, shifting spacetime three feet to the right, just whatever he likes.

V: And T can screw with souls. By just hitting someone once, he was able to 'Doctor Strange' him and send his soul flying out...Is that it yet?

J: No. We'll just cut it short here.

V: Okay...well T is pretty strong. He is able to kill Doll in one hit, casually overpower Zombie Emo Toaster, and destroy realities just by snapping his fingers.

J: T can react to bullets from Tessa's handgun, react to his own lightning which could be a speed of light feat.

V: Y'know, since electromagnetic waves are supposed to be as fast as light?