Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE

S2 EP4: Uzi vs D

J: The company. A great thing to dedicate your life to, and an organization that deserves your respect, time and your money when purchasing products. Really, JCJenson products are both reliable and affordable, with-

V: Ahem. Worker Drones. Little useless toasters that I eat once every few days. They taste kinda...eh, but it's not like I can try anything else.

J: Worker Drones are corrupted obviously, but they can become a dignified and dedicated Disassembly Drone through the right methods.

V: Like Serial Designation D, the Disgraced Swordsman of Copper 9.

J: And Uzi, the adopted child-turned-Disassembly Drone.

V: She's J and I'm V.

J: And today, we'll be looking at their armor, weapons and skills to discover who would win...a Death Battle.

UZI

V: Never thought you'd be the type to adopt.

J: Well, I'm not. This other version of me is.

V: Sure, sure, whatever you say. This Uzi is a Worker Drone, who was a child when she was abandoned by her dad. Through some malfunction in her brain, this version of J decided to keep it safe and raise it, since she thought it wasn't corrupted yet.

J: And I was right!

V: Personally, I would've just used it for rugby practice.

J: Anyway, she was raised by a great mom, and was slowly taught the company's policies. As she was, she grew into a new body; the body of a Disassembly Drone.

V: This body is more limited than a normal Disassembly Drone. She has less weapons, only a claw, a sword, a machine gun, and...a railgun.

J: She does have wings to fly, and her flight speed should be about comparable to her own movement speed.

V: And ever since her Worker Core was replaced with both a fusion core and a nanite core, she was able to regenerate and properly power her body.

J: She is also 'stronger than the average Disassembly Drone' in Mother J. Disassembly Drones in Mother J are capable of destroying walls with a single rocket and survive these rockets.

V: But if we truly want to get a bit precise, since Uzi is unquantifiably stronger than the average disassembly drone, we can use another character as a reference. Said character is...FuuGuu.

J: FuuGuu has the feat of surviving 20MM rounds with only a bit of damage, which should be somewhere around 101 kilojoules of force. Newton's Third Law, blah blah blah...

V: In-story, FuuGuu can fight Disassembly Drones pretty easily and is more physically powerful. However, Uzi is an unknown amount higher in terms of power. If we put it into a simpler perspective for you...

(FuuGuu > Uzi > Disassembly Drones.)

J: So Uzi should be slightly comparable to FuuGuu's 101 kilojoules durability feat. This is a bit generous, but we'll make up for it later with D.

V: As for speed, we can also use FuuGuu. FuuGuu has admitted his speed is not exactly stellar compared to others, even if he has reacted to 20MM rounds and attempted to block them; which should be around 2236 miles per hour.

J: Based on this, Uzi's speed should be faster.

V: And durability should be the same as attack potency.