J: Alright...acquiring that internet show from those toasters cost us about 62 cents, the recording equipment was nothing since we made it out of scrap and the upkeep cost is about our free time, which is basically nothing either...
V: Why did we even do this?
J: Corporate wants a TV Show to profit off of this dump of a planet. I'm getting a promotion if I do this right.
V: Meh. This box is uncomfortable.
J: It's a recording booth.
V: I'm boreddddd. I wanna make my balloon animals now.
J: I'll give you a break after this, just do your job.
V: Fine, fine.
J: ...Alright, recording started. You got your script?
V: Yes, yes.
J: Welcome, viewers to Death Battle: Season 2, where you will see blood, gore and battle from your brand-approved characters. I am your first host, Serial Designation J; J for short.
V: And I'm your second host, Serial Designation V.
J: I shall explain the rules. First, combatants will not have prior knowledge of each other, to be as fair as possible.
V: Second, no-kill rules will be ignored. Why would someone do that? Killing is so fun-
J: Shush. Honor and sadism will be considered in the battle, along with arrogance.
V: And fourth...ooh, the combatants must brutally murder each other. None of that sappy crap about sparing lives, literally so overrated.
J: And finally, all characters must be from Murder Drones fanfiction on Wattpad. With these rules established, we can get to the most exciting, and most importantly, brand-safe battles you will ever see on Death Battle.
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Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE
ActionWatch your favorite fanfic characters fight to the death in awesome battles, with statistics and statements determining the winner! Suggestions are appreciated, and will be used eventually.
