It's been a few days since our fight , we've been talking more no I have been doing the yapping to save the relationship ,Maya can be serious sometimes. She still refuses to fuck in the name of I need to suck it up.
I've been soo nice I even want to cook and I'm from work and cooking is her job since I can't cook to save a life I'll just make noodles , she better suck it up too , i am holding on dear life not to talk shit since anytime I talk shit in a day extra sex deprived day .
" What are you doing bruv " I heard Maya laughing at me
" I'm cooking .... " I replied tasting the noodles to see whether it's cooked and Maya was just busting laughing at me like what's funny, it looked cooked but the broth is too thick and hers is never like this am going to add water then the powders innit right .
I already know this will be horrible by how it looks but ugly food could be tasty
" Baby I never add cold water -" she started talking and I cut her off
" Shut up u'll eat it however" I warned cause I'm slaving right now and she busted again laughing at me again
" Baby turn the heat off it's just noodles not cereals " she tried telling me but no she's still laughing at me and I'm slaving sweating
" Shut up , this is all Ur fault .....u're just laughing at me " i complained frustrated seeing that the broth is thick once again and this fuckers are looking mushed
" You knew you couldn't cook why were you trying?" She asked looking worried trying not to laugh
" U're still eating it " I demanded plating the mushed noodles I swear they look disgusting
" Y-yeah u made it for me thank you baby " she replied taking a snap of the food laughing to herself likes its funny
" I'm waiting" I snapped her out of laughing at me giving her a fork and ketchup and her face scrunched
" I love you but I'm not eating this with ketchup" she said pushing it aside and I just nodded watching her try my noodles, I can tell she's trying for her life I couldn't hold it longer and started laughing
" Is it that bad? " I asked and she just nodded trying to swallow as I went to get a serviette for her to spit it out and she looked relieved
" That was horrible why was it salty? " She asked laughing
" I really can't cook...." I mentioned thinking of how horrible I am and she nodded too quickly
" I volunteer to cook for us forever " she told me disposing the food in the trash
" You could get a babe that knows the kitchen" I mumbled
" She won't be as demanding, entitled and spoilt , I love me some problems " she winked
" Lies u have no choice " I said rolling my eyes
" Keep searching for Ur brain baby "
" Says the person whose medicated" I replied and she got quite
