Leaf Me Alone // minsung

「⸙ ch.1 ⸙」

HAN JISUNG

I closed my eyes, breathing in the cold autumn air. Hands in my pockets, I was wrapped up in a scarf, a beanie, and whatever else was at the top of the pile of clothes that I had previously just dumped on to the floor of my dorm. Strolling around the school grounds, I stretched as I enjoyed the quietness before school truly started.

JYP University gave students who would be living on the school site a couple of days to unpack and settle in before classes began. Since I'm one of the new students that would live on school grounds, I had arrived a few days before classes started and hauled my suitcases and bags to my dorm before leaping to the bed by the window and claiming it as mine before Felix could.

Felix was my best friend for as long as I could remember, and thank fuck I was rooming with him because I don't think I could bring myself to room with anyone else. I'll admit, I didn't talk much, and I've only ever made these three friends. Seungmin and Hyunjin barged into our dorm not long after I started unpacking, and we all compared our timetables - apparently we had a lot of the same classes together. I grinned at the three of them, and they grinned back. Well, I guess I'm only talking to these three people for the rest of my time at JYP.

I was pulled out of my thoughts by a neatly, carefully arranged pile of leaves, just sat there beside the path I chose to walk on. My eyes lit up as I practically sprinted towards it. Ignoring the very slight possibility that there would be dog shit or a hedgehog in there, I dived into the pile. Submerged in oranges, yellows and browns, I burrowed into the leaves as I smiled to myself. Today was a good day.

Until it wasn't.

A sudden push to my back had me tumbling out of the pile of leaves, the previously semi-neat pile being totally ruined. Frowning, I turned around, plucking a stray leaf out of my hair before laying my eyes on the most beautiful human I have ever seen. His hair fell across his face in just the right way, and his brown eyes shone like the whole universe was held inside of them. I saw surprise and a little bit of guilt flash in his starry eyes as he stared at me, and I stared back. His tongue darted across his pretty lips, and he nibbled his bottom lip in a way that made me want to do it for him instead.

He would be perfect, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm pretty sure he just kicked me.

Before he could open his mouth, I scowled at him. "What the fuck was that?"

He blinked. Okay, so maybe I didn't have the cleanest, prettiest, daintiest mouth... but he did kick me.

"Why are you going around acting like you own the entire damn place? Don't you check in leaf piles before you fucking boot them like you're a five star football player? What if there was a random hedgehog nesting in there and it got fucking kicked out to space?"

Hypocrite. Like you check every pile of leaves you jump into.

I saw any notion of apologising leave his soul as I glared into those galaxy eyes of his. I hated him. I hated how it was so hard to hate him because he was just so fucking pretty that it just made me want to hate him more. Way to go with your first impression, Han.

And then the pretty guy opened his mouth.

"Okay, first of all, fucking chill out! I'm sorry I didn't expect a whole fucking human being that decided to shove themselves into a random leave pile. Why the fuck would you select your method of death as being suffocated by a pile of dead plant parts? Also, don't act like you fucking checked the pile before you decided to dump your ass in there."

"I did check." Okay, that didn't come out as confident as I hoped it would.

"You did, did you? Check my ass. The squirrel's a shit-stirrer and delusional." He rolled his eyes. Turns out he's just as polite as me. Although I wouldn't be opposed to checking that ass-

"Asshole."

"Squirrel."

"Motherfucker."

"Bitch."

"You're a bitch."

"You're bitchier."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Go fuck yourself."

"Fuck me yourself, you coward."

He raised an eyebrow at this bold statement, and I almost slapped myself as soon as those words had left my mouth. Feeling my face burning, my eyes darted around, trying to look anywhere, everywhere but him.

"Aw, the princess let his tongue run away with him, did he? I wouldn't be opposed to it-"

"Fuck off."

I was ready to bury myself, dig a hole into the ground and just lie down in it, never to face the world again. Storming off, I angrily raised my middle finger at him, to which he only laughed, darkening the blush on my cheeks.

Fuck that guy, literally and figuratively.

*****

ehehe how was that how we all feelin

song rec for today: eyes blue like the titanic

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