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"(Y/N), I have a very serious question to ask you." Angel said, sitting down beside you on the sofa.
"Okay?.." you questioned, closing your book.
"Does Alastor take everything off when you have sex?"
"Angel." You groaned. "That is not a serious question!"
"Toots, come on, I need to know. Does he have a tail?"
"Angel!"
"I'm curious about you two, like do you know everything about each other -"
"Right, Angel, I'm giving you some small information to shut you up. We have known each other since we were five years old, shared a kiss when we were fourteen. We began dating when we were twenty-one and got married a year later, when we were twenty-two. Happy?"
"How many guys did you sleep with?"
"Honestly, Angel." You sighed in irritation. "Al, the only guy I've... yeah. No more questions!"
"Damn! Alastor, one lucky guy."
"How so?" You frowned. "Well, you're hot toots, I tell you this all the time." He shrugged.
You rolled your eyes as Vik joined you, sitting in the sole chair across from you with a drink in hand.
"So is Alastor the only guy you ever dated?"
"Angel." You growled, ready to punch the porn demon golden tooth out.
"Last question, I promise."
You rolled your eyes again. "No, I had a boyfriend before Alastor and I made it official. Let's just say how it ended... It wasn't particularly the best when he found out I wanted more with Alastor."
"More?"
"I didn't have sex with him. We kissed that it was it." You shrugged.
"Damn... oof unlucky guy, I'll say."
"Meh, I was happy I kept myself for Al, felt more special and intimate exploring... wait, what am I saying. We stop there!"
Angel was staring amusingly as he supported his head with his hand, allowing you to continue speaking without interruption.
"That was all you toots." He grinned as you rolled your eyes for the third time.
Angel then put his attention on to the new guest.
"Oi, new guy. What's your story?" Angel then asked thankfully, changing the topic.
"What do you want to know?" He asked, taking a sip of his drink.
"What you did to end up in hell, why you want to be redeemed. You know." Angel said in a duh tone.
"Murdered people." He shrugged like it was nothing. "What about you?" He then asked Angel. "Drug overdoes."
"Hmm." He hummed then, locking eyes with you.
"What about you?"
You didn't know if you wanted to share that information, but Angel beat you to it.
"Oh little miss goody goody here got banished from heaven." Angel cooed squeezing your cheek. You swatted it away, growling.
"And what." You huffed. "Rather commit every sin in the book than marry the first man." You said in disgust, crossing your arms.
"Interesting, so you're a fallen angel?" Vik questioned.
"Eh, I see myself more as a demoness, I don't have wings or the appearance of an angel now. Hell is growing on me."
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