Trevor: Derek, Honey. Please, It's my turn to cuddle with my baby.
Ellie: IM SORRY WHAT
Trevor: SHIT, WRONG CHAT.
Trevor has left the groupchat.
Gabby: What the hell happened here?
Ellie: Trevor and Derek have a baby.
Tom: Holy shit
Jake: Holy shit
Gabby: Holy shit
Dan: Holy shit
James: Holy shit
Lake: Holy shit
Tess: Holy shit
Gabby: HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTT
Aiden: WHY WHEN YOU SEE GUYS FIGHT
Alec: What the actual living fuck
Jake: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Tom: BRUH AGAIN 💀
Aiden: NOOOOOOO, THE HEATHERS CHAIN IS BROKEN 😭😭😭😭😭
Gabby: ALEC YOU FUCKING BITCH
Ashley has joined the groupchat.
Ashley: Whats going on here?
Ellie: TREVEK IS CANON.
Gabby: AND THEY HAD A BABY
Ashley: WHAT
James: WHAT
Lake: WHAT
James: WHAT
Tom: WHAT
Jake: WHAT
Alec: How the fuck is that even possible?
Jake: AGAIN
Gabby: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
Alec: Ok first of all, I'm not THAT old.
Alec: Secondly, you know what I meant back there right?
Alec: How tf did Trevor and Derek have a baby, if both of them were males?
Alec: They can't get pregnant, and males can't get pregnant.
Aiden: Except for seahorses and this plant thing.
Tom: What plant thing Aiden?
Aiden has sent a picture.
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Tom: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Aiden: Evidence that proves that males cant get pregnant unless its a seahorse or that thing.
James: AIDEN BABY WHAT THE FUCK.
Gabby: EWWWWWWW
Alec: Well that is an image that will scar me for life.
Jake: gawdammn that cyanide pill be lookin MIGHTY FINE AND SMEXY TODAY AWWOOOOGGGAAAA
Tom: JAKE HON NO
Jake has left the groupchat
Tom has left the groupchat.
Lake: Aiden why.
Aiden: What? We were all thinking the same thing.
Riya: True, where the hell did that thing come from?
Derek has joined the groupchat.
Derek: What the fuck is going on here?
Gabby: scroll up.
Derek: Okay...
Derek: Alright, First things first.
Derek: Me and Trevor were talking about the pet duckling Little Billy.
Gabby: BABY DUCKLING? AWWWW, THATS SO CUTE!!!
Derek: Yeah, and we have this sorta weird routine where we take turns on who cuddles with Little Billy or as Trevor calls it "His baby".
Derek: So no, We didn't Mpreg it Ellie. Cuz wtf.
Derek: Secondly, Males can adopt babies and no they cant get pregnant.
Derek: Thirdly.
Derek: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE THE UGLY ASS PLANT BABY FROM THAT SHITTY SEASON!!
Derek: WE DONT TALK ABOUT ALL STARS OR THAT UGLY ASS PLANT BABY AIDEN.
Kristal: Yeah Aiden.
Kristal: WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU HAVE FOR THAT.
Aiden: Sorry.
Kristal: We'll forgive you if you bring out the ukelele.
Derek: KRISTAL NO.
Ellie: Oh... I thought you were talking about an actual child back there.
Derek: NO DUMBASS, MEN CANNOT HAVE BABIES.
Trevor: Not unless you adopt them or if you have some sperm donor thing from what I heard.
Aiden: But in all seriousness, How DID the plant baby become a thing?
Derek has kicked Aiden out of the groupchat.
Derek: Sorry @James, But your bf won't be welcomed here and will be muted for 24 hours for that shitty plant thing.
James: I see your point.
Ashley: Alright, now if you'll excuse me. I need to go check on Tom and help him make sure Jake is still okay and hasn't went through with it again.
James: WAIT WHAT
Ashley has left the groupchat.
Let's be real, The one thing we can ALL Agree is that the shitty plant baby is why we never talk about All-Stars.
Sorry if I had bought it up if you all didn't like that.
This was already made before, But I sorta wanted to wait next episode just soo this doesn't go to the "This didn't age well" thing.
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)