Skulduggery Pleasant oneshots

GIVE ME BACK MY ARM

A/n this is just pure chaos.

It was a normal day in the Irish sanctuary, when Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain burt out of a random evidence room and started sprinting down the corridor. Skulduggery was chasing Valkyrie. She was holding something, that no one could quite make out because of how fast she was going, in her hand and almost falling over laughing.

Ravel pov:
I was in my office (doing some very boring work) when Valkyrie bust in and yelled, "Hide me!" She then dived behind the curtain, only for Skulduggery to run in a second later and scream, "GIVE ME BACK MY ARM!" I noticed that his shirt sleeve was empty and reflecting back, I realised that Val did infact have his arm in her hand. My friends are so weird.

He must have spotted her behind the curtain (or her laughing gave it away) because he dived for it. Val got out of the way quick enough to avoid him, but not quick enough to avoid him grabbing her ankle and bringing her to the floor. He wrestled his arm off of her and put it in. This is when I decided to speak, "What the hell are you two doing?"
"This idiot took my arm while we were examining some evidence and ran off with it." Skulduggery said. I turned to Val and through her laughter she managed to say,
"It was calling me to take it, so it was his fault really." Skulduggery hit her on the head and they walked out, laughing together.

My friends are so weird. A/n Can relate 😪.