A/n: IM ALIVE BITCHES
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"Girls are hot."
"Is this you coming out to me?"
"Yes?"
"When did you find out?"
"A week ago."
"Wow. You are the last person to know then."
"What!?"
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"I have a concussion to make."
"Do you mean confession?"
"No."
"Wha- NO GET AWAY FROM THAT CLIFF!"
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"I've got a new boyfriend."
"Great! When can I meet him?"
"He's outside now actually."
"Are you going to let him in?"
"Not until you put your gun away."
"Your so mean to me sometimes."
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*On the phone*
"I'm in a tree, come get me."
"Why are you in a tree?"
"The neighbours cat was stuck so I went to get him."
"And now your stuck in a tree."
"It's not like I could leave him here! The cat and the neighbour are elderly."
"On my way."
"Thanks.'
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"Remember when you had your head ripped off?"
"Yes?"
"Remember when I went to Dimension X as Darquesse?"
"Also yes?"
"I know relate to you."
"WHAT?!"
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Skulduggery Pleasant oneshots
FanfictionJust the title *NO VALDUGGERY *Mostly phase one *All credit goes to the amazing writer that is Derek Landy *Not cannon
