Summary:Little snippets of Vals and Skulduggerys conversations.
Feel free to use these in your work as long as you @ me.
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"Hurry up!"
"EVERYTHING HURTS!"
"We have walked the same distance!"
"YOU.DONT.HAVE.MUSCLES!"
"Well, not your just being skeletonist."
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"Hi!"
"Why are you on my doorstep?"
"Well that's no way to greet your partner."
"Why are you on my doorstep?"
"I'm bleeding."
"Why?!"
"I was obviously stabbed."
"Why are you here?!"
"My house doesn't exactly have the equipment to deal with a stap wound. A papercut, maybe, but a stap wou-"
"I meant why are you here and not at the med bay."
*collapses*
"Great."
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"Let's go get pizza."
"As much as I would love to get pizza with you, the world is literally ending right now."
"I meant after, obviously."
"If there is an after, then yes, we can get pizza."
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"SKULDUGGERY!"
"What?"
"Tell me a secret."
"No."
"Why?"
"Because then it wouldn't be a secret."
"Yes it would. It would be a secret between two friends."
"That's silly. The whole point of a secret I'd that nobody knows about it, telling your best friend would make it not a secret."
"IM YOUR BEST FRIEND!"
"No. You misheard me."
"NOPE, NO TAKEBACKS!"
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"Oh god, we're going to die."
"Been there, done that. Got anything new?"
"Yeah, how about getting torn apart and eaten by angry vampires?"
"I have been torn apart before by vampires, but not eaten, so I'll take it!"
"You're so weird."
*laughter*
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Skulduggery Pleasant oneshots
FanfictionJust the title *NO VALDUGGERY *Mostly phase one *All credit goes to the amazing writer that is Derek Landy *Not cannon
