I made all of these. And they will always be mine.
Charlie: *to Alastor and Lucifer* Let's call the others and see what they think. *calls Hazbin group chat* Hey guys! What are your opinions on Al liking Luci?
Husk: He tells me all the wet dreams he has about Lucifer.
Angel Dust: He's 100% a simp for Luci.
Cherri Bomb: I just found his Lucifer body pillow.
Nifty: ...
Nifty: Why are we asking this?
—
*an hour of Uno with the overlords later*
Rosie: DO ANY OF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY UNO?!
Vox: I thought this was Black Jack???
Carmilla: shut up and follow the rules!
Velvet: Go fish!
Valentino: we're playing fucking Uno Velvet!
Zestial: thou must taketh 50 cards, Vox.
Alastor: *faceplants into table, laughing*
Carmilla: Where did all the wild cards go?!
Rosie: I WAS HUNGRY
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Alastor: *hasn't slept or eaten in over a week because of doing all the chores.*
Charlie: ALASTOR!
Alastor: ... yes, my dear?...
Charlie: Why are you slamming coffee cups into your head?
Alastor: *Lowers coffee cup and stares at it in confusion.*
Charlie: ...
Alastor: ...
Charlie: Welp, I'm paying the taxes tonight.
—
Vaggie: Charlie... Why is Alastor doing cartwheels...?
Charlie: Angel put whiskey in his water bottle.
Vaggie: Okay. And why is Husk crying?
Charlie: Angel put whiskey in his cheap booze bottle.
Vaggie: Okay. And why is Cherri here?
Charlie: Because Cherri distracted Alastor and Husk so Angel could put whiskey in their bottles.
Vaggie: Okay. And why is Niffty smashing things?
Charlie: She's always smashing things.
Vaggie: It has nothing to do with whiskey?
Charlie: She's always drinking whiskey.
(Wtf this was so OOC lmao)
—
Rosie: Where are all my cannibals?
*extermination from 'the show must go on' in the distance*
—
Adam: *spawns in hell*
Adam: *cries*
Adam: *gets over it*
Adam: *goes to Hazbin Hotel.*
Alastor, in distance: *panic attack*
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Charlie: I cured my father's depression!
Alastor: Then why am I depressed as fuck?
—
Husk: You ever wanna die?
Angel: Yes.
Husk: It doesn't seem so bad, when I'm with you.
Angel: We can die together... If you want.
Husk: I'd like that.
*hold knives to each other's throats.*
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Angel: How can ya stand being an ace?
Alastor: How can you stand being a gay furry femboy?
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Welp, this is all. Idk what the heck I just wrote.
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