Luci: Why do I keep losing my ducks?!
Lilith, in another room: Good! Now put that one there!
Charlie (kid): *Places a rubber duck on top of a rubber duck tower*
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Alastor: I'm so damn depressed...
Vaggie: And that concerns me... Why?
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Blitzø: Why the hell do we live in such a bad society? I mean, it's not like there are cannibalistic, sadistic and overly insane higher powers.
Alastor: You're looking at one.
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Charlie: I lost Vaggie!
Adam: Vajjie?
Angel: Vagina?
Sir Pentious: Vagatha?
Luci: Maggie?
Alastor: SUSAN!
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Rosie: Alastor! Where have you been?
Alastor: Watching Monopoly tutorials on dailymotion, youtube, spotify, instagram, tiktok, and every single illigal video website so that I could play with all of you now.
Carmilla: Let's see what he can do.
*5 mins later*
Alastor: I'm bankrupt...
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Alastor: If we put swear words in kid shows they wouldn't be for kids.
Husk: No more shower thoughts I beg you!
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Angel: Tell me why?
Valentino: Ain't nothing but a heartache!
Angel: Tell me why...
Husk: Ain't never gonna be the same
Angel: Tell me why!
Charlie: I want it tha-
Alastor: STFU IT'S 3 AM AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH, NOW LET ME GET SOME DAMN REST!
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That's all my peeps! I ran out of ideas ngl
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