Alastor: Kill me...
Everyone in Heaven and Hell minus Charlie, Niffty, Rosie, and his mom: WITH PLEASURE!
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Luci: I miss my wife.
Alastor: Am I a joke to you?
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Charlie: Tell me what you want what you really really want!
Vaggie: I'll tell you what I want what I really really want!
*moaning in background*
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Angel: I'm hungry.
Alastor: *Sets another pot of jambalaya on the dinner table.*
Charlie: Angel, Al's been cooking all day.
Angel: I dubbed him my creole slave.
(This was racist nah bro I'm sorry)
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Husk: Sometimes I wish Alastor would kill me...
Alastor: Will you shut up? I'm only on my second drink!
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Al's dad: I wish my son weren't such a disappointment.
Alastor: I'm right here, dad. *rolls eyes*
(Hell universe)
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Adam: I need a bitch to fuck, my other wives left me.
Lute: How big is your dick?
Adam: The og dick is as big as you need.
Lute: LET ME AT 'EM!!!
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Wtf did I just write? Oh well... Time to get the bleach.
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