❝am i... a celebrity ?❞
⟳ 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲
𝐨𝐟 𝐤𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐢𝐧-𝐣𝐮𝐧,
𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡
𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠,
𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭.
➥ english is not my first language
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when doors with the boys planet logo separated in two, a young boy with a very beautiful visual appeared. a microphone was in his hand, and he was wearing a constipated smile on his face.
he began, while putting a playful false enthusiastic air :
« ladies and gentlemen, get ready for one minute of pure adrenaline and breathtaking entertainment! welcome to time attack 1 min on boys planet, where dreams come true in the blink of an eye – or vanish as quickly as an "oppa" changes his hairstyle! » he laughed ( a crow laugh) and went on.
« today, our rising star, kim min-jun, or me, is ready to conquer the stage with all the charm, talent, and maybe a bit of clumsiness that defines him. min-jun is so fast, he's been timed eating ramen in 30 seconds... with chopsticks ! » he proceeded to continue, despite all the embarrassment contained in him.
« picture this: he can sing, dance, and make us laugh, all in less time than it takes a korean drama to go from a misunderstanding to a love confession ! »
« so, buckle up, because here comes the king of time attack, the ace of the survival show, and our hope for glory, the wonderful and somewhat unpredictable min-jun !
[in a solemn and dramatic tone] "the clock is ticking, the pressure is rising, and he is ready to give it his all... or at least try very hard!"
« go kim min-jun, show us you're faster than a k-pop comeback and more charming than a wink from your favorite bias ! »
« the show starts now! »
the comments went wild. what do you mean... he didn't even presented himself ???
