Incorrect Quotes <3 As A Final Final Goodbye To This Fanfic
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Cleo: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Grian: Only if you also don't ask why
Grian: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Cleo:
Grian:
Cleo: This one is fine
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Grian: Thanks fam!
Scar: oh no
Bdubs: *cries* I love you too
Xb: Sounds fake but okay
Hypno: *A flustered mess*
Keralis : can i get a refund
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Grian: Just be yourself?
Tommy: 'Be myself'? I have one day to win Tubbo over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Wilbur: Couple weeks.
Phil: Six months.
Techno : Jury's still out.
Tommy: See Grian?
Tommy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Wels: I CAN'T DO IT!
False, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Wels: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Suma: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Wels:
Wels: I appreciate it,
Wels: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Xb: Wels-
Wels: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Cleo: Wels we gotta-
Wels: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Wels: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Wels, motioning to Keralis : NOT FUCKING THIS
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EX: Croissants: dropped
Hels: Road: works ahead
Human Cleo: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Kills a lot jumbo: Shavacado: fre
Hels: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
True:
True, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Wels: Time for plan G.
Hels: Don't you mean plan B?
Wels: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Cleo: What about plan D?
Wels: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Joe: What about plan E?
Wels: I'm hoping not to use it. Hels dies in plan E.
False: I like plan E.
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EX, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Hels: Hey.
True: Hi.
Human Cleo: Hello.
Worm man: Hey!
EX: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Badtimes: We were out of Doritos
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
EX: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
X: ...I did. I broke it.
EX: No. No you didn't. Scar?
Scar: Don't look at me. Look at Cleo.
Cleo: What?! I didn't break it.
Scar: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Cleo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Scar: Suspicious.
Cleo: No, it's not!
Hypno: If it matters, probably not, but Jevin was the last one to use it.
Jevin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hypno: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jevin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jevin!
X: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, EX.
EX: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Jevin: EX... Cleo's been awfully quiet.
Cleo: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
EX, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
EX: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
EX:
EX: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Ex: Rules are made to be broken.
X: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Hels: Uh, piñatas.
Wels: Glow sticks. Eggs
Grian: Karate boards.
Phil : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Ex: Rules.
X:
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Fanfiction[I Feel A Void Now That It's Over..This Was Fun And Took Like 2 Years But Also Sad..It's All I've Worked On For So Long] Thank You So Freaking Much To Everyone That Read, Voted And Commented On This, It Is Officially Completed <3 __________________...
