𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 || One-shots & Imagines [COMPLETED] ✓

~The Reality of Being a Fanfic Author~

A short skit be me! :D

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Me: *sleeping* 😴

Brain: *throws a book at me* 👹WAKE UP👹

Me: Ahh!! 😧 Oh it's just you 😑

Brain: Guess what. 🤗

Me: What 😒

Brain: We want fluff 😌

Me: We do?

Brain: So can you write fluff?!?

Me: Ofc I can. I do it all the time 😑

Brain: *chucks my phone at me*

Me: WHAT THE F*CK?!

Brain: WRITE IT!

Me: No!! Not now! Go look some up on Tumblr or something!! *throws the phone back*

Brain: *sighs* fine 😤

Me: *sleeps*

Brain: *comes back 2 seconds later* Nevermind I don't want fluff 😁

Me: That's great. Can I sleep now?

Brain: ...what's sleep? No, I have a story idea ☺️

Me: Wonderful. Tell me in the morning 🙄

Brain: No! I'll forget it!! You have to write it down now 😠

Me: NO!! I have to sleep!

Brain: *yeets computer at me*

Me: WTF?!? 🤬

Brain: WRITE IT DOWN

Me: Jesus, okay...

Brain: 😊

Me: Okay I'm done. Can I sleep now?

Brain: HAHAHAHA no.

Me: ...

Brain: *scrolls through random fanfics* 👀

Me: Are we actually going to read any of these?

Brain: Probably not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me: -.-

Brain: Okie I'm done 🥰

Me: Alright, goodnight. *goes to sleep*

*10 minutes later*

Me: Screw it, I can't sleep *gets up*

Brain: *plays the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack*

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A/N: This is a joke and just an exaggeration of reality. Don't worry about me, I'm okay :)

On a side note...

I was scrolling through Pinterest when I encountered a Lucifer x Charlie comic strip...

...I'm not okay 🙂

(He proposed to his own daughter)

~QR 💖