- I LIKE U | ie oneshots & short stories

007 ; low budget james bond

in which a few members of inazuma japan somehow complete their spy mission

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"time for plan G," kidou stated from beside you as you crouched down next to him. below you all the rich attendants of the party (that you had miraculously snuck into) mingled with one another, discussing various business proposals over their nth glass of wine or champagne.

you grimaced. champagne tasted like straight ass to you. truly, you'd never understand why it was such a statement in rich people land.

endou gave him a weird look, "don't you mean plan B?"

"no, we tried plan B a long time ago." you looked over the edge of the balcony with a sigh, "we opted to skipping over plan C due to technical difficulties," you brought your hand up to your ear, pressing a small button that changed the radio before whispering, "fuck you, natsumi."

"hey! haruna was the one that couldn't unlock the door in time, blame her," natsumi defended back.

"only because you're colourblind!" haruna shot natsumi a look from the office they were in.

"i am not!"

"sure seems like it, the wire was clearly yellow! how did you see purple!?"

"the lighting—!?"

hiroto spoke up from behind them, "it was literally green?"

"okay, everybody shut up!" endou whisper shouted, "i'm thinking."

gouenji patted him on the back sympathetically, "well don't think too hard. we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself before the actual mission."

you snorted, "we have the first aid kit somewhere, i'm sure."

"yeah, it's with kidou," aki informed you all.

"i'm offended guys, what the hell."

gouenji sighed, "what about plan D?"

"plan D was that desperate costume change into these outfits." kidou gestured to the suits they wore and the dress and heels you were slightly struggling in.

"are we not going to question the fact that they skipped entirely over plan E and F?" kazemaru said through the earpiece. you looked to the other side of the ballroom and saw him carelessly roaming around the place with a cart.

"i'm hoping not to use plan E, toramaru dies in it." you mumbled back, pointing at the younger who was serving drinks to the guests on the ground floor.

"i like plan E." toramaru said simply.

the blond looked at you before leaning in closer, "what the hell happens in plan E?" he asked frantically.

"you don't need to know. if it happens all you need to do is run." he slowly backed off once you gave him a hard stare.

you turned back to kidou, "what was plan G again?"

"the vents."

"...you have got to be kidding me."

endou was shaking from excitement. for some unknown reason he absolutely loved crawling through every and all vents. maybe he was found in the vents by the company. he was a confusing guy, or rat? i don't know anymore.

"in these clothes, too?" gouenji asked, kidou nodded.

you gasped, "you bitch! this dress is already hard enough to move in."

"you have a knife, just cut it up." kidou gestured to the slit in your dress where the knife was strapped to your leg.

"we definitely do not have enough time."