- I LIKE U | ie oneshots & short stories

005 ; football food fight

in which endou joins the managers and makes onigiri for the team (ft. no onigiri)

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"hm—" endou hummed, walking around aimlessly. he had gone to his locker during practice with the intention of getting something, but whatever he was retrieving had immediately left his mind.

he halted in the hallway upon seeing natsumi walk into one of the food tech rooms in the school. "i guess that's where they make the food," he muttered to himself before deadpanning, "of course that's where they make the food, are you stupid?" he rambled to himself, "yes, i am actually."

the brunet walked forward until he was able to peek into the room. natsumi was leaning against one of the sinks while tying her apron around the back, while aki and haruna got the rice ready.

you quickly ran through the halls of the school, your white shoes causing you to slide around the corners and almost lose balance. you slid around the last corner, holding a few boxes of nori.

endou screamed, leading you to scream, and leading the managers to run out and see why there was a bunch of screaming.

"endou!?" you gasped out. you moved quickly to catch the boxes you had thrown up in the air, leading them to fall into your arms while you stuck your leg out, catching a few more boxes. "why are you here?" you finally asked as one more landed on your head.

"what's happening here— oh, what?" haruna asked, mumbling the last part.

silence filled the hallway as you all stared at endou who had fallen onto the floor. "so—" endou crossed his legs, as if he had always intended to fall down. "you guys are making the— the food now, aren't you?" he asked, his voice in a sort of 'matter of fact' voice.

"no," natsumi snorted, "we're not, we're just standing around in the food rooms."

you frowned at her, still in a slightly awkward position, "i think it would be better if you just stood around, natsumi."

haruna nodded, and took some of the boxes off your hands and leg, "yeah, you might give someone food poisoning one day."

natsumi huffed and crossed her arms, "you suck balls, y/n."

"and what if i do? are you sad you're missing out?" a small, teasing smile made its way to your lips as aki stifled a laugh.

"of course not!"

endou tilted his head, "why would y/n be sucking balls..? they're very dirty."

"uh.." you all stared blankly.

"i mean, we just kick them around in the mud," he explained, pointing to the pitch where the rest of the team were training.

aki cackled before slapping a hand oved her mouth, "s—sorry.."

"right.. endou, we're going to start with the food now," natsumi managed to get out before turning sharply and walking towards the room.

the rest of you nodded before moving to follow her. endou stood still for a moment, "can i join?"

a sly, almost sinister, smile made its way to your face as you turned around to face your captain, "of course! i don't see why not, right guys?"