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Secret Rice Operatives- Flower Husbands (fluff idk?)

TW: none

As you can probably tell from the title, this is gonna be a little silly.
Don't ask where I got the Idea.

Enjoy!

*Jimmy's POV*

I was laying on the couch in me and Scott's apartment reading on my phone (Idk what he's reading so you can imagine whatever), when Scott walked down from upstairs.

"Hey Scott what's up?" I said.

"I got a call from the boss, he wants us at headquarters for a mission," he said.

"Ok, I'll go get ready," I said.

"I'll wait for you out here," he said.

"Ok," I said.

I went upstairs and into our room and changed into some better clothes for going outside, because I was still in my pajamas before. It didn't really matter what I wore because I was going to have to change into uniform once I got to headquarters anyways.

Once I was finished changing I went back downstairs.

"Alright, I'm ready," I said.

"Ok, let's go," he said.

We walked outside our door and started walking to headquarters, we couldn't drive because we had to be stealthy. Because it's like a secret base and all.

'I wonder what the mission is'

*Scott's POV*

'I wonder if I'll get a pay raise'

Jimmy and I arrived at headquarters, we're so stealthy we didn't even come close to being noticed. Headquarters is a small inconspicuous building with a large basement that has multiple rooms and stuff. The basement is where we do most of our training, meetings, and preparing for missions.

We walked into the back entrance and then down the stairs to the basement. We walked into the meeting room and our boss was sitting at the head of the thable. There were 3 operatives already there.

"Hello boss," said Jimmy.

"Hello boss," I said.

"Hello, Scott and Jimmy. Have a seat, you guys are a little early," said the boss.

"Are we waiting on anyone else, boss?" said Lizzie, one of the other operatives.

"Yes, Lizzie, we are waiting on Shelby," said the boss.

Shelby got there about 3 minutes later, so she was right on time. Fwhip, the boss's assistant, turned on the big screen, and the boss started the meeting.

"So our mission this time is to deliver rice to the people in the areas affected by the recent wildfires, because most of their crops were burned," said the boss.

The boss was pointing to a map on the big screen behind him, showing us where we were going to go.

"So we'll go here then here and finally to here," the boss said while pointing at the screen.

The meeting went on with the boss explaining the plan and stuff.

To be honest I'm kinda jealous of how nicely the boss treats Fwhip, I mean I know it's cooler to actually be a secret rice operative, but the boss respects his assistant way more than the operatives. I think the boss might actually have a crush on Fwhip, I'm definitely not jealous of that part though, I have my awesome boyfriend Jimmy.

The meeting was wrapping up.

"When will we leave, boss," said Oli, an operative.

"We will leave at 6:30, so in exactly an hour and ten minutes," said the boss.

"Should we go put our uniforms on now? Boss," said Gem, another operative.

"Yes, go put on your uniforms,  operatives!" said the boss.

Lizzie, Oli, Gem, Shelby, Jimmy, and I all went into our lockers to grab our uniforms, then we went into the changing rooms to put them on. The uniforms were pretty comfortable, they were a T-shirt and shorts under a dull teal jumpsuit with a black hood, we also had black gloves,  black socks & boots, and a black mask.

Once we were all done changing we went back to the meeting room.

'Why are the boss and Fwhip blushing? Tf were they doing, making out?'

'To be honest I wouldn't be surprised'

*Jimmy's POV*

'Was the janitor looking at Lizzie like he has a crush on her?'

The janitor looks at her like that every time she walks by him, just a gaze of love. He's so head over heels for her.

We talked about the plan for a bit longer and then we grabbed all our supplies, tools, and all the rice. Then we headed out.

It would be hard for most people to sneak around unnoticed with big bags of rice, but we were all trained in the art of stealth rice handling.

We arrived at the first town that was devastated by the wildfire and discreetly left rice there, then we left without a trace. We did the same with the other two towns then we headed home.

Once we got back to headquarters we all changed out of our uniforms and went back to the meeting room.

*Scott's POV*

I infact did not get a pay raise, Lizzie and Oli got one so good for them. Also as we were all walking out of the meeting room to go home I heard the boss telling Fwhip he got a pay raise aswell, why?! He didn't even do anything, all he did was turn on the dang screen.

Jimmy and I went home and since we'd been on a mission all night, we quickly showered, changed, then went to sleep, even though it was morning. I guess that's what happens when you work at night.

Hope y'all liked it :]

I think there might be a whole section of my brain purely dedicated to silly block people.

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