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Mumbo, running: Slow down, Scar, I can't ketchup!
Scar, not slowing down: You'll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.
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Scar: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Grian: If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it.
Scar: Is THAT gaslighting?
Grian: Shut up.
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Bdubs: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.
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Etho: Mice are having sex in my walls.
Cleo: Tattletale!
Lizzie: You're just being ungrateful.
Grian: It's their home too, you know.
Jimmy: So what? Don't slutshame them.
Etho: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
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Jimmy: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Cleo, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Jimmy: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Impulse: I am not a whore, and, not that I've done the math, but, if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Skizz, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Lizzie, who's running the drive thru: ...
Lizzie: Tequila.
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Grian, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We're going on a trip-
Tango: In our favorite piece of shit!
BigB: Doing 95!
Scar: We're gonna fucking die!
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Tango, grinning: I have a knife!
Scott: Put it down, Tango .
Tango: Make me! *sprints away*
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