So I decided to do some incorrect quotes because I'm currently working on a kinda long chapter.
The quotes are from an incorrect quote generator, the link is: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Some of these have swearing/ dirty jokes.
Enjoy!
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Etho: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Jimmy: Bet you I can!
Lizzie: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Grian: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Gem: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Etho: Impulse , don't go picking a fight with Gem. Don't forget, she's powerful, she could make life difficult for you.
Impulse: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
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Joel: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Martyn: Why would I do that?
Joel: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
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Martyn: Mumbo, are you okay?!
Mumbo: I told you to stop asking stupid questions!
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Cleo: Is this about me?
Jimmy: No.
Cleo: Then I've lost interest.
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Bdubs: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Impulse: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Joel: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"
Impulse: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!"
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Martyn: Uhh.. Joel just asked if we want to...
Martyn: "Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?"
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