Valduggery one shots and short stories

Awkward period...

*Val POV*
THIS CASE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME. We were all currently stuck, all of the dead men, at some warehouse for the night. It was quiet a nice place, a nice bathroom, 10 beds and a nice kitchen... But I was stuck with 6 boys. It was currently 10:02pm on a Thursday night, as I slouched next to skulduggery in the couch, in (much to my distaste) a tight fitting nighty. Tanith wanted me to impress skul. I was sharing a room with him, due to the fact that there was a bloody tarantula in my room. A tarantula. And I didn't trust any of the other rooms. I glanced away from the T.V., turning to skul. He was resting his skull against my shoulder, asleep. I mentally awed, as that is fricking adorable. I slowly grabbed the remote, finally turning the T.V. Off.

"Val..... Val!.....VAL!!!" I screamed, jumping up. Skul yelled, bolting up. The dead men burst into giggles, laughing at our shocked faces. "What time is it!" I snapped, grouching. "6:32am" Ghastly sniggered, still laughing from waking us up. I grumbled, pushing past them as I stalked towards the bathroom. I grinned, sprinting in as they chased me. "Hey! No fair! You'll take forever!" Dexter whined, banging on the door. I snorted, laughing. "That's what you get! Besides, I'm a girl and your all guys! You can get ready together, I can't get ready with you." I stated, smugly. "Welllll.... You could, it just would be awkward..." I heard Saracen mutter, earning a slap from someone who I presumed to be Anton. "Shut up" I grumbled, turning on the shower. I waited for the water to turn warm, as I heard the men grumble outside. I hummed 'only one', while I slowly eased under the water.