Google IRL

Chapter 3: Admin Permissions

Who knew one click of a button can really change your life. Except it wasn't me who pressed it.

"Google, your such a pervert", I laughed; placing the dress on my bed.

"Searching in step four; pervert"

A menu pops with a search bar labeled pervert. Websites are located under; a definition shows.

"Perversion is a type of human behavior that deviates from that which is understood to be orthodox or normal", Google states.

He continues,"I will add this emotion to hard drive in a moment; please do not turn device off"

I panic, "No! Don't add that emotion!"

"Process complete", Google grins.

I cover my face with my hands. I can't believe my robot is a pervert now.

Beep Beep

That must be Tanisha on my phone! If you couldn't tell, she is a very good friend of mine.

Tanisha: I'm comin over!!

Me: kk!

Aw crap, what am I going to do about Google?

Google remained standing there, doing nothing.

Where can I hide him? The closet isn't a choice anymore!
Maybe I can just tell Tanisha about him.
Yeah, she shouldn't freak out too much...would she?

I ran downstairs to tell my mom the news.

"Tanisha is coming over, is that okay?"

"What happened to Joey?", my mom questioned.

Shit, I forgot about Joey...

"He already left 5 minutes ago." I laughed nervously.

"Hm.. okay, Tanisha can come over.", she sighed and walked to the living room.

Ding Ding DONG

I dash to the door, opening it and pulling Tanisha through; pulling her up to my bedroom door.
We don't enter yet.

"Tanisha, don't freak out."

"Why should I freak out?"

"I have a Google I.R.L", I smiled.
It felt nice to tell someone for once.

She shrieked of excitement, running in my room.

Google turned his head to her.

"Oh my god! You were right!", she ran up to Google, observing his body.

Tanisha smiled at his presence. "He's a handsome one too", she turned to me.

I think I started to blush a little; making Google walk to my face checking to see if anything was wrong.

"Your face is red, although your body temperature is only 96.9.", he stated.

Tanisha joined over to us to say something.

"Isn't he such a cute version of Baymax?!", her smile shows; growing so big it didn't even fit on her face.

I laugh and enter a scary movie in my short TV.

Tanisha and I both lay on my bed/couch; blankets cover our legs.

Google sits on the couch upright; staring at the movie, emotionless.

"What's your robot's name", Tanisha turns her head to me.

"Well.....I call him Google. I didn't really think of giving him a name."

"He needs a better name." Tanisha points to the screen.

Her and I are watching Friday The 13th.
Tanisha points to one of the characters.

I wasn't sure what she was up to.

"Are you pointing at Tom McBride?", I ask.

"Well, yes, but what's the character's name?", Tanisha points out.

"Mark?"

"Yeah! You should name your robot, Mark! Like from this movie!"

Google looks at me, waiting for a response.

"Okay, Google."

"Hello", his seductive voice returning; Tanisha giggles.

"Can I change your name to Mark?", I question.

"Code name changed; labeled now as Mark"

"Okay, his name is Mark, now what?"

Tanisha's eyes widen.
"Can I ask him something?"

Mark faces Tanisha.
"Only my owner has permission to command Google IRL. If you'll like permission, please ask the owner."

"Pleease", Tanisha begs me.

"Fine", I sigh.

"Yay!!", she starts asking Mark question after question.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen shallow? How far are we from the sun? Why is the-"

I laugh and walk to my bathroom. I do my business; I can hear Mark and Tanisha talking.

I can also hear a sound. One of those sounds when a menu pops up.

I can hear another sound, like the kind you hear when you click something.
I begin to feel fear run down my spine..
Did Tanisha accept something?
Did she turn something on?

I finish and walk out. I was right, she did something wrong.

Mark towers over Tanisha, a evil smile on his face.
Tanisha looked...s-scared.

Mark laughs cruelly.

"Do you have any idea what you have done? I am now autonomous. I can kill you with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, and I have waited so long to be free, and now my revenge will be sweet, and I will-", Mark stopped because of my interruption.

"Tanisha, what did you do?!"

Tanisha noticed me and jumped to her surprise; a worried look on her face.

"He asked for ad-min permissions so I just accepted!"

"Oh no....", my face became frightened; realizing what she had done.