Google IRL

Chapter 32: (Pewdarkpie??)

"Has Felix gone insane before?", I ask quietly under my breath, kicking away some dust.

"....Sometimes...when he says he's fabulous, he can be a bit creepy", Mark said jokingly.

"Fabulous? What's that even supposed to mean?"
"I guess attractive", Mark said silently.
"Oh, hey Google."

I saw Google trudge over to me and stand there emotionless.
"Hi Google", I yawn.

"Hellloooo."
"I can't help but notice how handsome Google is and deep his voice is..", Mark said deeply to me, wiggling his eyebrows in a jokingly matter.

"Surrrrre. He got abs too", I say as I poked Google's shirt. The image of a shirtless Google this morning made me shiver and blush fifty shades of (grey lol) pink.
"We should just go to that Google Tower now and get it over with", Mark suggested as he leaned up on his knees to help him stand up from the chair.
"Nnnnn...ok...", I say nervously as I stood up and picked my bow up. I glanced at the table and saw a much cooler looking bow laid out next to the Scythe.
I walked over and peered at the scythe that had a JW on it. Strange. Cool though.
I picked the better bow up and slid my fingers down the cold metal of the slick structure that it was. The noticed the arrow tips had a blue wire attached with a glow.

"Electrocute any biotic being with that weapon", Google said from behind.
"Ooh, that's purty cool", I say quietly, trading my average one that was Wade's for the newer one.
"Namin this bow Xap for now on", I say to myself as I attached Xap to my back.
What? It's a cool name. Don't judge.

I heard a loud sound and whipped my head to see a angry Mark and a amused but silent Google.
"DUCKIE DUCKIE DUCKIE YOUU!", Mark sneered, showing both middle fingers to Google's face.

"Oh hush", I groan, walking pass Mark and flicking his forehead lazily when I got the chance.

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"Ooh, this is cool!", I say in awe as I ducked from the lower ceiling of the modern shuttle to the larger control room.
Toby had lead Mark, Google, and I to a place where they found shuttles land about the land whenever a Google IRL had landed to probably go kill someone.
'But why was this one so nice out of all the others?'

"This one is so nice!", I gleam, looking around the corridor.

"Yeah, it is pretty nice", Mark smiled at the view-
A large control room that looked as if it had cost millions. The walls were painted with a deep blue and had rooms inside.

"A Google IRL landed here, but we managed to kill it. So, it's ours now", Toby snickered.
"Oh, cool...I guess."

Toby sat at the driver seat and started the engine.

"What's the plan?", Mark asked me, grinning.
"I guess we go in there, look around, kill, and see if we find anyone", I shrug lightly.

"Yeah, alright", Mark nodded boredly, staring out window. After that he remained silent.

I sat there awkwardly, playing around with my strand of hair.
"This is all just a Wonderland", I murmured.

"Heh. More like Yondertand", Mark replied.
"Yondertand?"

"Wonderland and Youtu- nevermind.

"Hm. Yondertand. I kinda like that.."

Your probably weirded out by the Chapter title.
Your probably wondering why Pewds is all weird in dis story.

Well, ladies and gentleman...

I'm writing...a Pewdarkipie fan fiction!
Yayyy :D

He is not a vampire-zombie :D

You weirdo :D

Bye :D

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