NINJAGO ONESHOTS

this aint a oneshot but i think this is funny

WELCOME TO NINJAGO, A SHOW AIMED TOWARDS LITERAL CHILDREN. THIS SHOW INCLUDES:

- cannibalism

- abandonment

- killing such as: regicide, genocide, homicide, familicide, mass murder, just murder, on screen, off screen

- kidnapping (many many times)

- attempted murder

- animal abuse

- forced slavery

- forced/underaged marriage

- paedophilia

- torture

- theft

- trauma

- love triangles (both within the ninja team - Cole, Jay and Nya - and this really weird one between Wu, Garmadon - who are at least a thousand years old each and are brothers - and Misako who happens to be Lloyd's mother and is also married to Garmadon)

- separation

- deaths such as: slow and brutal, murder, fake outs, sacrifice, on screen, off screen

- manipulation

- lying

- keeping too many important secrets and leaving them till last minute

- using the youngest character as a punching bag (mainly mentally but physically also) for example: giving Lloyd sleeping disorders and mental health issues involving trauma and making him feel like he's not good enough as a teacher in DR,S2,P1

- humiliation

- corruption

- too many resurrections

- daddy issues

- other family issues

- zombifying

- entrapment/imprisonment

- betrayal

- deception

- invasion

- terrorism

- gangs

- breaking and entering

- mentions of puberty (I swear this show is aimed at literal six year olds)

- threats

- jokes/random things they say that shouldn't be dirty but they are according to my dirty mind

- shit ton of shit puns...

Thank you for your time :)

LMK IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT I'VE MISSED

Toodaloo!