M.Y.T.H.S

+ Chapter Seven +

 Chapter Seven

 Millie's POV 

 "HEY MAM-MAMA! HEY MAM-MAMA!" came the sound of Nicki Minaj from our neighbour's alarm.

"YOU DO KNOW THAT SONG IS SEXIST AND DUMB?!" Joanna and I screeched in sync. Me sounding a bit more pitchy due to being a witch. We both sent each other devilish smirks before she dashed into the bathroom, slammed the door and I heard the lock click.

 "Joooaaannnnna" I whined. "It was my turn to have the bathroom first. No fair"

"Well, ya snooze, ya lose. I'm only gonna be 15 minutes. Pick out your clothes or something. Don't forget, we're going into town today with Ryder and Connor!"

"You take 15 minutes just yo brush your hair alone!" I groaned before slumping onto my bed and screaming into my pillow. I do NOT want to spend one of the only two free days we get off from school, with Ryder and Connor. They may not know this, but they stink of wet dog.

 When Ryder came over to my table a few days ago I almost wanted to vomit from the thought of seeing him outside of history class. He really put me off my lumpy pumpkin soup and sour bread roll. Not even a taste elixir could make that food taste good though.... 

 *El Flashback*

 A raisin hit me in the forehead.

 And another... 

 And another... 

 And another... 

 And anoth—-

 I caught the devil raisin in-between my thumb and middle finger before flinging it back at Keegan across the table and hitting him square in the eye. 

 "Woop! Woop! 10 points to me and a sore eye for you" I cackle as rest of the table burst into laughter.

 "Haha. Very funny. You're almost as funny as my history partner." We all look at him questionably before turning back to our.....edibles? 

 "OH! OH! OH! GUYS! GUYS! I'VE GOT A JOKE! I'VE GOT A JOKE!" Rory squeals whilst jumping in his seat. Yes squeals. He's a squealer and constantly has to remind us that it's 'manly'. I inwardly groan. Here we go again. 

 "Ok, what does a nut say when it sneezes?"

 "Cashew?" Carter asks. 

 Rory's smile is instantly wiped off and a crest fallen look flashes through his eyes. Oh no....he loves saying the punch line. 

 "I-I m-mean I don't know. What does a nut say when it s-sneezes?" Carter tries to recover, but Rory's eyes are already starting to tear up. Aw babe. 

"Don't worry Rory. How about you tell us another joke. That last one was pretty funny but why not think of another?" Joanna soothes. PRAISE YOU JOANNA! She just saved us from a sad, emotionally unstable, and angry Rory. She's always good at these sorts of things.

 "Um..ok." The tears start drying up. "Knock-knock?"

 "Who's there?" we all yell.

 "Daisy,"

 "Daisy who?" I ask. 

 "Daisy me——" Rory is once again cut off. This time by Keegan.

 "DAISY ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN' ". Keegan yell/sings. 

 Rory's eyes are tearing up gain. Heather whacks Keegan round the back of the head. "Really?! Really? Is there something wrong with you or are you genuinely that stupid? Do another one R." She says, before giving each of us a pointed look. He takes a long deep breath, calming down before continuing, his normal blinding smile back on his face.