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You had your eyes shut, legs sat criss crossed as you tried to relax and pass the time.

Easier said than done when an annoying asshole is constantly poking at you, which he unfortunately can much to your dismay. Apparently only him and the demoness could make physical contact with you for whatever reason, you have your theories but they're not important right now.
Right now you need to get this guy to stop.

You glared at the Mayor as he kept poking his finger at you randomly that annoying grin on his face still there as he ignored you.

"Can- you stop that-" You said swatting his hand away as you moved visibly passed off as he acted like nothing was wrong.

"Go bother one of the spider demons." You mumbled out turning away to leave only to get jumpscared as he appeared in front of you suddenly.

"Oh but I already have!"

"Well do it again then."

"That's no fun." He said fake pouting which you mentally rolled your eyes at.

"Not my problem." You said looking else where to see where you can ditch this weirdo.

"Don't you have an order to follow? No important mission your lady gave you instead of this?" You asked raising a brow at him as you waited for him to give an answer as he just kicked his feet like some school girl listening to the newest gossip.

"Oh you think of my lady too harshly!" He said giggling waving your question off.

"But no, besides this is much more fun!" He said cackling like a maniac whilst you'd already ditched him in the midst of his laugh.

What a god damn lunatic.

And so throughout the entirety of the day

He. Did. Not. Leave. You. Alone.

Not for a single moment.

Gone hiding somewhere? He's found you the moment you think you can relax.

Think you've duped him when he wasn't looking? No, apparently he always knows.

Over, and over again.

By the end you'd just sighed and given up, opting to 'lay down' on the broken pipe as you begrudgingly gave up.
Funnily enough that seemed to be the trick.

"Oh give some sort of reaction." He said disappointed as he kept poking you.

You didn't even give him the right to have an answer, staying quiet as you closed your eyes to block him out completely.

The mayor huffed and you could basically imagine the frown on his face, making you slightly happy to at least not feed him any sort of satisfaction of your reactions.

"Way to ruin the fun." He said before going silent.

There was a brief moment of silence, a peaceful one with no nagging voice or constant poking. Of course all good thing must come to an end.

"You're a lot like my lady." He said suddenly out the blue.

You raised a brow, opening an eye to give a glance feeling suddenly awkward as he'd been already staring down at you with those creepy white eyes. You couldn't feel the cold or anything even like that yet you could still feel the shivers run down your body at his eery presence.

Without a single word from you he carried on going on a little monologue, that you didn't ask for.

"Of course you're much different, you don't have that noble strive like her, wasting such power on some mere child, ugh. Truly a shame."

"What are you on about?" You questioned nose scrunched up disliking the way he talked about Frisk.

"And keep your mouth shut on that 'mere child'. You have no right to speak of them in such a way."

You stated pointing at him, sending a glare his way which he simply blinked at finding it amusing as pushed your hand down which you promptly moved away not wanting any sort of contact with this maniac.

"Oh nothing!" ...fine then if that's how it is.

"God why did I even bother asking." You said a scowl on your face as you threw your hands in the air giving up with him.

"It's humorous to see how similar you act to my lady."

"Don't compare me to her anymore." You stated a frown on your face.

"Oh don't be so defensive! I'm simply making an- observation." He said as if not wanting to be compared to someone wanting to erase all life was unreasonable.

"And you're the most insufferable being I've ever met is what I've learnt." He still had a smile but you could see just the tiniest hint of annoyance.

"Really? More annoying than that monkey kid and dragon girl?"

"They at least understand when to stop." Well most of the time at least.

The mayor stared for a while saying nothing before suddenly snapping out of whatever trance he was in, standing up and brushing himself off as he spoke.

"Fine then, I'll humor you."

And then he just patted your head like you were some child before leaving the room.

You just scoffed crossing youe legs as you tried to clear your mind from this annoying day.

Stars that guy is such a damn weirdo.

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