Incognito Book 2

46 - Good

JAYDA'S POV

I swipe my hand across his eyes checking to ensure he's still sleeping. He doesn't move, good.

I release the fart I've been holding, its one of those loud continuous ones. And based on how my belly was feeling me know it would a stink.

It really is as I thought it would be.

Caleb doesn't stir. Perfect.

Know him scandalous bad.

"Caleb." I call his name. He doesn't answer.

"Thank God him a sleep cause deh one deh rotten." I mutter to myself.

A few seconds pass before he answers. "Me never did a sleep, me did a hol me breath."

My head snaps up at him and his eyes are wide open.

"Jah know Jay me can't look pan yuh the same again." He states sounding troubled.

I laugh. "Move man yuh too extra."

He rubs his hand down his face "Fi a pretty gyal a weh yuh get dem stinking fart deh?"

I fan him off. "Alright done now."

He rubs his eyes. "All mi eyes a run water."

"Caleb everyday yuh fart pan me and me nuh behave so."

"Yeh but me a man my fart fi stink, yours fi smell like flowers." He chuckles.

"Mi ago stop nyam food and nyam di heap a rose dem weh yuh send me den." I respond.

"Yeh do that. No make mi money waste." He nods. "What a way fi wake me up pan mi birthday."

"Glad yuh like it." I say sarcastically.

I move over and straddle him. "Happy birthday yah mi fren one more year pan dem."

He laughs and grinds himself under me. "My friend want your friend wish him happy birthday.

His sexual innuendo is very clear.

"As the birthday man your wish is my command." I hold the edge of his t-shirt that I slept in and pull it over my head.

He starts moving his head side to side fast in the space between my breasts. "Wish a did me birthday everyday."

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He leans back in the seat and rubs his belly. "Why May 13 cyan come two time a year?"

I cut my eyes. "Look how when mi meet yuh, you never used to celebrate birthdays. But look at you now."

"Anuh me boasy me boasy enuh but life likkle bit govern yah now." He pushes away the empty plate from him.

"Happy birfday daddiee." Lynn squeals. "We cut cake?"

"You bought daddy a birthday cake?" He asks her.

She nods.

"Where you get money from?" He follows up.

She turns and points to me "Mommy purse."

Caleb finds this funny. "Yeh mi daughter. Yuh mada a done my money mi glad yah done fi her."

Lani wishes her dad a happy birthday too. Cayden is stuffing his face.

Caleb addresses them. "Unuh a come gah unuh granny. Nobody nah block daddy fun today."

"Caleb yuh nuffi make yuh intrusive thoughts win everytime enuh"

He gets up and stretches . "I'm just a very honest man."