Incognito Book 2

55 - Apologize

*previous chapt continued*

CALEB'S POV

Lynn puts her finger on my lip. "I said secrutz."

Sometime it coming like mom's have a super power weh a dem alone can understand the baby dem.

I know for a fact Jayda understands what she's saying but she refuses to translate.

Cause half the time a gibberish di twin dem a chat and Jayda affi translate.

"Jayda weh Lynn a try say to me?" I ask my wife.

She hisses her teeth. "After me nuh know either."

I pierce her with a glare knowing she's lying. "Mi nuh believe yuh."

She throws up her hands in frustation. "You and your pickney alright enuh."

She walks out of the room leaving me to encrypt whatever Lynn is trying to tell me.

Lynn is staring at me like I'm dumb.

Poor pickney a wonder why yuh cyan understand her.

"Dadddieeee." She whines. "Secrutz mean no tell daddy."

Rass.

A secret she deh yah say how long

"Ohh. You mean secrets?"

"Yes. Thats what I say." She says.

Then yuh see this.

"Okay tell me whats the secret then." I probe.

She shakes her head. "No I no tell Daddy. Its a secrutz."

Then weh she bada bring it up fah.

Hey woman hard fi deal with enuh.

Think a grow dem did grow inna dem ways yah, but it look like a suh every one a dem born.

"If daddy buys you ice cream will you tell him what the secret is?"

She pauses and stares at me "Yes daddiee."

Really Jayda pickney dis enuh. Love her belly.

"Okay. I'll buy you the ice cream then.... So what's the secret?" I'm not above birbing to get what I want.

"Mommy drive daddy car." She says. Then she comes close to me and whispers in my ear. "Mommy hit daddy car."

Bare spit fly inna mi ears a while ago.

But wait..... Wah?

Mommy do wah?

Jayda lick wah?

Like yuh deaf.

Like me deaf fi true. Cause a could never weh mi think me hear Lynn say.

"Princess weh yuh say mommy do the car." I clarify.

She makes a "Boom" sound with her mouth. "Boom. Mommy hit Daddy car."

Then she puts her middle finger on my lips. "But its a secrut mommy say."

"Ahh." I nod. "Later Daddy buy you ice cream okay?"

"Okay daddie." She smiles and then skips off to do God he knows what.

I get up and walk outside to look on my Lambo truck. I walk around the vehicle looking for any scratches and dents.

There is a small dent on the drivers side door and a scratch that runs from the drivers side door all the way to the passenger door.

A how Jayda manage fi do mi car so.