𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖? [𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕩]

Chapter 36 ₊˚⊹ ♡

"We're going to the beach in a bit. Do not drown Jisung please."

"I didn't think of that, but its not a bad idea--"

"JEONGIN!"

"Jesus man, I'm sorry!"

Jisung's head pops out of bathroom with a sly grin on his face.

"Wanna shower together--?" he asks.

Jeongin throws the soap bottle at his face to shut him up.

"Get your fat ass back in there," Jeongin snaps.

"OW! It was just a offer. It'd save more water and it'll be fun," Jisung whines.

"Doesn't work like that," I sigh.

"Oh come on, we're grown men--"

"You certainly aren't. What's the guarantee you won't touch us?" Jeongin scoffs.

"JEONGIN!" I shriek in disgust.

"Firstly, we're best friends. Secondly, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?" Jisung shouts.

"Sorry. I've been watching too much sex shows recently--"

"We did NOT need to here that," I groan.

"I was kidding, jeez," Jeongin laughs.

"Okay well hurry up Jisung. Washing your face and putting on sunscreen shouldn't take too long. You're not showering," I say.

After a few minutes, we head towards the beach with fully charged phones, Jeongin in charge of reading the map the not upside down. And Felix finally figuring out the best spots and food courts.

"I was thinking the beach then lunch? There's a really nice restaurant near the beach."

"So basically we'll getting wet and salty then going to eat food?" Jeongin asks.

"That's exactly what Felix said. Are you stupid?" Jisung snorts.

"I'm so excited to drown you," Jeongin grins.

"Both of you stop that. We're on vacation so relax for gods sake," I tell them both. Arriving at the beach, Jisung rushes to the waves, Jeongin chasing after him. I place the mats and tent onto the sand and take out the iced drinks and snacks.

"This should work-- oh lord, JEONGIN!" I scream irritatedly as the maknae strangles Jisung who's shouting insults at him. I pry the two apart and glare at them angrily.

"Jisung, stop provoking Jeongin and Jeongin stop attacking Jisung."

With out warning, the two of them drag me into the water and toss me into it, resulting in a sharp shriek from me. I shudder as the cold water hits my skin but resurface immediately.

"So that's how you want to play?" I ask. I pounce on Jisung who's laughing and struggling to get away. I hold him in a headlock before paddling over to Jeongin who's trying to swim away. We both try to knock each other into the water but end up with Jisung jumping on both of us. We scream in laughter as all three of us end up underwater.

After an hour of playing in water, we all settle onto the mats sipping on iced drinks while fighting over chips.

"Still want lunch?"

"I'm starving so yes."

Jeongin orders chicken schnitzel while Jisung orders chicken parmesan and I order fish and chips.

"Any of you like alcohol?" the waiter asks. Jeongin and Jisung both nod their heads but I answer the waiter.

"No alcohol today. I'm sorry," I say kindly. The waiter nods and politely walks away.

"What!? Lix, come on!"

"I'm not dealing with two drunk idiots. Shut up and eat," I snap. The two of them pout but proceed to golf down their food.

"Jeongin, don't shove the whole chicken into you mouth-- nevermind, you did it anyway. Jisung don't stuff your cheeks too much-- you did it too. Both of you shouldn't eat too fast, you'll choke."

"As if," the both reply. A minute later their chocking really hard.

"What did I say?" I sigh.

-- a week later --

"We should do this again some time," Jeongin says, as the.

"What, you trying to kill Jisung? I'd rather not. I hate both of you," I groan, visibly exhausted after a week of controlling two absolute monkeys.

"Awww, we love you too Lixie," Jisung giggles, hugging me tightly, Jeongin joining a moment later. After a moment of irritation I give in, a soft smile makes it way onto my face. I hug them back, falling asleep in Jisung's arm.