It just doesn't get better than this, Hanna thought. She's in Italy, eating the best ice cream in the world and visiting Doges Palace. Suddenly, her phone rings and its Selena, she quickly picked up.
"Hey bestie, what are u up to?"
"I'm having a breaking headache. And don't call me that." Selena said.
"Sure, Hanna at your service. Do you want a air kiss deliver from 10000 kilometers away or do you wanna hear a joke?" Hanna tries being perky.
"A joke thanks" sel croaks.
"So a doge was here a while ago and he was like, my palace is way bigger than this. And people are like, sure where do you come from? He said I'm from palestan."
"Stop, you just offended millions of people. I shall slap u from 10000 kiloms away." Selena smiles a weak smile.
"Yea, don't tell people okay? I still love you." Hanna said," seriously though, do u need an aspirin ?"
"Not if you're here." Selena sighed.
"So I'll be there."
"What do u mean?"
"I'll board the next red eye. Is Justin the creep with u?"
"Uh uh, shut him outside the door."
"Good I've been missing u like crazy and my tin dar is on like mad."
"But Benny's with me though."
"Who's benny."
"Ughh some dj, he said he likes my face and now he's playing the piano in the other room, said he want to totally kiss me but I said no."
"What I am on this plane..I just bought the ticket..did you have sex with him?"
"Hmmmmm meh he's not my type so not yet."
"Stop Sel just throw him out. He definitely has ulterior motives."
"Ohh he brought me steaks and an aspirin. Bye. Gotta eat."
"No Sel! Wtf!"
"Just joking we should totally talk a bit longer. He's a bit ugly though, I'll send u his pic."
"It keeps loading."
"Be patient, I'm eating."
"Ugh disgusting teeth"
"Yea definitely, oops just saw his dick out...that's kinda... mini.."
"Why is he's dck out?"
And the screen went black.
Hanna didn't sleep on that plane and watch all scream movies back to back.
When she open Selenas door, Selena was with Benny, and she has a ring on her finger. "I'm married!"
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The adventures of Hanna Walker
FanfictionHanna never thinks that she is anything but a normal university student. It all changes when she meets Selena, who makes her feel things she shouldn't. But Selena Gomez herself is tangled in a love triangle with Justin and Hailey.
