2 hours ago
Earth: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE LIFE!!
Venus: OH MY GOD EARTH NO ONE CARES THAT YOU HAVE LIFE
Earth: you're just jealous THAT I HAVE WATER!
Mars: earth stop bragging, you're not even insulting him, you're just bragging
Earth: BUT IM NOT WRONG
Venus: Earth, stop being such an arrogant narcissistic, BITCH before i crash one of Mars's moons into your surface
Mars: wait what?
Mars: why MY moons?
Venus: because they're asteroids
Mercury: thats kind of mean...
Venus: no one cares pipsqueak
Mars: i do!
Venus: whatever
just now
Earth: @4ngryCh1w4w4
Venus: what..?
Earth: awww you kept the username Mercury gave you🥰
Venus: shut up
Earth: anyways im sorry Venus
Venus huh?
Venus: for what?
Earth: for bragging and stuff
Mars: rare sighting to see
Mercury: Mars...
Mars: :"
*Venus puts his phone into his pocket and crossing his arms as he rolls his eyes. "wish Sun would remove him from the group chat already..." he thinks to himself. he looks over to see little pipsqueak over there getting shot at by Sun again by a solar flare, looking over to Mars and Earth now to see the 2 playing cards. he stares at Earth now thinking "how come he gets to have life..? stupid global warming... he has water, life, fresh clouds, an atmosphere, hell even a moon to talk to when alone..." he seems pretty jealous of the Earth (no shit), he looks at himself, he doesn't like the way he looks and doesn't like himself... he looks back at the Earth and scoffs acting like he can't stand him*
"just because he has everything I don't, doesn't mean he is so cool... ugh... I hate him..."
*Mercury pops up behind him*
"do you though?~ I mean I see you staring at h- OUCH"
*Venus slaps Mercury across the face*
"FINISH THAT SENTANCE AND I WILL SQUISH YOU UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE PLUTO!!"
"you like him!"
*Venus grabs Mercury until Sun catches the 2*
"oh uhhmm... w-we're just play-"
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIMM!!!"
*Sun grabs Mercury and shoots a solar flare at Venus*
