(yes, i dont ship Mars X Ceres(Marces) because they never had that good interactions and Mars in canon scared of him, but i only ship them a little because Mars was the only single planet that i havent shipped and i got annoyed by it :.) have fun with this... almost satire... ship...[i know REAL people that ship Marces])
just now
Mars: (1 image)
Earth: i cant click it
Mars: get bamboozled, i typed it
Earth: -_-
Venus: im bored
Earth: then come to my orbit😉
Venus: ...im staying bored
Earth: no fun😒
Mercury: guys
Earth: yes, short ass?
Venus: lmoa
Earth: "laughing my off ass"💀
Venus: IT WAS A TYPO
Earth: YOUR FACE WAS A TYPO
Venus: 🤬
Mercury: ...uhhm
Earth: oh
Earth: yeah?
Mercury: Sun goin super nova rn
Venus: why?
Mars: y?
Mercury: bc i told him he acts like a toddler who didnt get ice cream after getting a shot at the doctors
Sun: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ceres: 🔴😈
Mars: NAUR
Mars: LEAVE ME ALONE😩
Sun: Mercury if you dont shut up i WILL shoot solar flares at you until you become as hot as JUPITER'S CORE
Jupiter: 🤨
Saturn: he meant scientifically, dear
Jupiter: oh-
Uranus: HOLD CRAP STAWP SPAMMING MEEEEEEEEE
Neptune: UwU
Sun: 😦
Mercury: 😀🔫
Venus: 😅
Earth: 💀
Mars: bro...😭
Ceres: 😰
Jupiter: ...what...
Saturn: uhhm...
Uranus: VENUS I SWEAR TO GOD
Venus: I DIDNT DO IT THIS TIME
Uranus: YOU NEED TO STOP TEACHING HIM THIS STILL
Neptune: wut is goen on
Uranus: never type "UwU" again please...
Neptune: ?
Uranus: ...nevr tip UwU uhgan ples
Neptune: ohhhhh :o ok
Earth: i need to bleach my eyes
Venus: over reactive much?
Mars: yeah, he just typed something thats all😩
Mercury: it wont kill you
Earth: my earthlings.... you never knew what i went through when finding out what the 7 year olds did on "Gacha Life" with that one face...
Venus: the hell is Gacha Life?
Earth: anime dress up game
Mars: and... what is anime?
Earth: an animated show/movie
Mars: oh okay
Ceres: Mars come :)
Mars: wait you can spell? and type letters and not just emojis?
Ceres: SHUT UP AND COME
Earth: he cant shut up, this is texting not talking, idiot
Ceres: i will eat your lice
Earth: ... nuh uh
Mars brings his phone with him, he becomes uneasy as he hears Ceres laughing anywhere until he gets pushed down onto an asteroid "HEY!-" he screams out, and unexpectedly gets set down onto and asteroid carved into a badly shaped chair and another asteroid carved into a badly shaped table. Ceres hands him an asteroid. "w-what am i supposed to do with this?" he asks, Ceres grabs an asteroid and effortlessly bits into it and eats it. "you- you want me to... eat this?"
Ceres nods as Mars slowly takes a bite of it and chew hard and swallows it, his face becoming a look of dissatisfaction. "this is the worst thing i have ever ate" he complains, Ceres shrugs and forces it in his mouth, Ceres having to cling onto him to do so. Mars squirms around trying to get Ceres off him but he ends up having no choice but to try and chow it down as Ceres shoves in the asteroid into his mouth before he chokes.
Mars ends up surviving but gets pissed then grabs Ceres, he jumps up into the space and throws Ceres high up before using his tail to push him down onto and asteroid, then (anime fight) comes back down to Ceres not on the asteroid. "what th-" Ceres runs to Mars near the speed of light and tackles him down with laughter before spinning him around countless times, making him dizzy and throws him hard against an asteroid.
Mars getting even more mad, decides to dash after Ceres and grabs him by the waist, catching him tightly, a bit too tight where Ceres cant get out "got you now, fucker!" he says with slight irritation in his voice but feels bad when he see's Ceres look at him with a sad face in defeat. "oh dont look at me like that..."
mars looks away but looks back with a look of temptation on his face as he sighs and lets the dwarf planet go, Ceres laughing like a maniac as he runs off. "stupid dwarf planet"
in the GC
Earth: @M4rsy4l13nz MARSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mars: WHAT!?
Earth: did you fuck it?
Mars: HUH!?
Earth: Ceres?
Mars: YOU'RE DISGUSTING
Earth: 🥰
(its canon, earth is dirty minded, "so if 2 planet collide, its like how 2 of my earthlings, make.. babies?" ITS CANON, BRO IS DIRTY MINDED he said that in the show canon)
