Earth: POOKIES WAKY WAKY EGGS AND BAKY!!
Mars: NUH UH
Earth: what? still embarrassed after i found out what you were hiding?~ :3
Venus: wha?
Earth: MARS SLEPT WITH CERES!!
Mars: EARTHHHHH!!!😭
Mercury: and you are a bottom!
Earth: AM NOT!
Mercury: who do you top?
Earth: perhaps you if we were in a relasionship!
Venus: :/
Mercury: uh?
earth: i still choose venus though!
(burred out for context :])
Mercury: because he is your boyfriend?
Earth: NO! because his d*** is 300 inches and i can choke down on his big f****** d***! AND BEING A BOTTOM IS GREAT SO I CAN FEEL HIM *** *** **** ** *** **** ** ** *** ******!!
Mercury: OH!-😧
Venus: 😳
Earth: :>
Mars: i swear to stars..
