this is a long one btw
in Dms
Mercury: SUNNN
Sun: yes, Mercury?
Mercury: can you do something for meee??
Mercury: :3
Sun: uhhm
Sun: sure?
Mercury: LYRIC. PRANK. THE. GROUP. CHAT.
Sun: whats that?
Mercury: uh- its where you text someone the lyrics of a song and dont tell them what is is, and they will get confused until they realize its a song or not :"
Sun: uh okay!
Sun: what song??
Mercury: >:)
Mercury: Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
Sun: BUT THAT HAS SO MUCH SUGGESTIVE LYRICS
Mercury: <3
Mercury: thats exacally why!
Sun: I AM NOT DOING THAT
Mercury: PLEASEE you already agreed in the first place!
Sun: yeah but not anymore!
Mercury: you force me to stay with you all the time so i cant get anything in return?
Sun: ...fine...
Mercury: !!!<3
in the gc
Earth: then Venus broke the wall
Venus: DID NOT
Jupiter: so you 2 were rough housing and you punched the wall and said it was Venus who broke it?
Earth: yup!
Venus: Jupiter there is no way you believen this dumbass
Jupiter: makes sense to me
Saturn: lol
Venus: WHATTT!?!?!
Venus: <:(
IN DM'S AGAIN
Sun: no Mercury i cant do it
Mercury: BUT SUNNN
Sun: THE LYRICS ARE TOO SUGUSTIVE AND I COULD BE SEN AS WEIRD
Mercury: you already are
Sun: how?
Mercury: ask Mars NOW DO IT OR I WILL EAT ALL THE ASTEROID CAKE
Sun: do that and i'll solar flare you
Mercury: i'll eat your solar flare
Sun: huh?
Sun: FINE I'LL DO IT
IN THE GC
Jupiter: i was joking Venus
Earth: BUT MY STORY WAS MORE BETTER IT MAKES SENSE
Mercury: RAAAAAAAAAAA SHUTAPP
Sun :/
Mercury: go on :3
Earth: da fuck is happening
Venus: i dunno
Mars: finally going to admit you have a crush on Mercury?? <3
Mercury: HUH!?
Sun: no?
