Jupiter: @Everyone me and Saturn are getting married in a week
Saturn: <3
Venus: okay, are we all invited?
Jupiter: yeah, i was expecting you to say something like "no one cares"🤨
Saturn: hmm good point! why didnt you say it, Venus?
Venus: im having a good day ig
Earth: no🥰
Venus: ..?
Earth: he just has someone to love😌
Saturn: OHH!! who is the lucky girl?😊
Earth: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A GIRL!?🤬
Jupiter: wait what?
Saturn: VENUS IS DATING EARTH!?
Mars: the 2 gays of the gayest
Earth: says the one who is scared of dwarf planets <33🥰
Uranus: what did i wake up to?
Jupiter: me and Saturn have a wedding in a week
Uranus: wow! am i invited?
Jupiter: you all are!
(Dumb4ss added XXX)
Neptune: this is Planet X :3
Uranus: you can spell?
Neptune: huh
Uranus: right right
Uranus: u can spel?
Neptune: nuh, i just sownded it owt
Uranus: oh :/
Jupiter: ...why add planet X?
Neptune: huh?
Uranus: ... :/ he sed "y ad Planet X"
Neptune: ohhhh becus he is mi noo frend
Uranus: ...he said "because he is my new friend"
Jupiter: ...
Saturn: ...
Europa: CHATTT <3
Ganymede: <3
Earth: SCREW OFF YOU MOONS >:(
Venus: rcist
Venus: *rasict
Earth: oh- :x
Europa: uhhm.. anyways!! me and my bf are decorating the wedding for Saturn and Jupiter!
Ganymede: im picking out the clothes for the 2
Saturn: oh! :D
Mars: really giving "im the main character" cringy vibes...
Europa: says the one scared of dwarf planets
Mars: OKAY HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS NOW!?
Earth: ...uhhm.. it might seem crazy what im bouta say😅
Mars: ...fun fact! going into the Sun doesnt hurt and can still sustain your life! how about you try going into the Sun and see if it works?
Venus: totally doenst burn you and your earthlings to a crisp
Earth: GREAT IDEA!
Mercury: guys, why is Earth in my Orbit HEADING TO THE SUN AGAIN!?
Mars: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT!? GET HIM OUT NOW!!
Luna: STOP SAYING THAT TO SOMEONE WHO IS SUICIDAL!!
mercury: okay he is out, but he is laughing now?
Earth: yeah bc they actually thought i was gonna do it😒
Mercury: you were 1 kilometer from getting pulled into the Sun...
Earth: YEY! :D
Luna: Earth stop its serious
Earth: NUH UH
Venus: ..okay... this is weird..
Earth: <3
Jupiter: now that Earth is safe... just so you know, we are having the wedding in Earth's orbit because he has to stay in there for his earthlings
Saturn: <3
Venus: can i have Earth in my orbit for a bit @Fr34k0fN4tur3?
Sun: ...hmm... fine..
Earth: why you want me in there?😉
Venus: :/
Mars: you 2 get a room😩
Earth: get a room with your dwarf planet
Mars: !?
Mars: WHATTT!??! NO NO NO I HATE THEY DWARF PLANET NUH UH NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE AM I EVER DOING THAT!!
Earth: snap the Dwarf planets back, ballsack
Venus: "the snack that smiles back, goldfish"
Mars: ...😭
Mars: YOU'RE ALL THE WORSTT
Earth: <3
Luna: Earth stop :./
Earth: NO! do your homework<3
Luna: ..we're in space, we dont have homework-
Earth: >:(
Ceres: (1 image)
Earth: AYE BRING MY BUDDY MARS BACK!!
Ceres: 😋
Earth: sorry to say it guys but
Earth: Mars finna lose his virginity
Venus: BRO
Europa: ew?
Ceres: 🤬
Europa: this bitch only type with emojis?
Ceres: 👍
Earth: anyway, untie Mars NOW
Ceres: 🤫🧏♀️
Earth: okay who showed him that?
Venus: <33
Earth: bruv
Earth: please untie my friend from the musty dusty crusty asteroid of yours!! >:(
Ceres: ❌
Mars: EARTH YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH I AM NOT LOSING MY VIRGINITY, MY HEAD HURTS
earth: why
Mars: BECAUSE IT THREW ASTEROID AT ME!!
earth: he or it?
Mars: uhh i dunno
Earth: the make it or him naked and see if its a girl or boy
Mars: Earth what the fuck
Ceres: 😭
Mars: HE IS TRAUMATIZED
Earth: so its a he?
Mars: I DONT KNOW
Earth: THEN STOP CALLING IT A HE AND CALL IT AN IT, STOP CALLING IT BOTH
Mars: it literally ran away crying from your message
Venus: womp womp
