just now
Venus: @Pl4n3tW1thL1c3
Earth: yah? :D
Venus: i dunno, you're the only one online :/
Mars: NUH UH
Venus: :/
Earth: isnt Mercury online?
Venus: no, he is getting emotional support from Sun
Earth: :O
Mars: ...
Venus: ...
Earth: soulmates copy each others actions🥰
Venus: 😨
Mars: WHAT THE FACKKKK
Earth: Vars is canon😌🙃
Mars: are you on your shipping era or some shiz!?
Earth: ✨❤️🌈¶°•yes•°¶🌈❤️✨
Venus: Earth, you are zesty asf
Earth: >:)
Mars: ?
1 hour ago
just now
Earth: i put cock in Venus's drink
Earth: *COKE
Earth: *COKE
Mars: WHAT!?!? NO NO BOTH ARE BAD
Earth: flour that gits you addicted <3
Mars: gits?
Venus: *Gets
Jupiter: SHHHHH Saturn is screaming for Titan's name and its annoying asf, you all spamming my notifications is bad enough
Earth: .
Earth: .
Earth: .
Jupiter: STOP SPAMMING ME
Earth: fine >:(
*Earth puts his phone into his pocket (again they are solar humans just in space) and crosses his arms, now feeling bored but remembering they are allowed to get out of orbit like Sun said, but only for 10 Earth minutes, so he snickers before sneaking up on Venus and hitting him lightly on the head with and asteroid*
*Venus speaks as he turns around*
"stop"
"no"
"stop"
"no"
"STOP!!"
*Earth chuckles nervously and hides the asteroid away*
"i didnt do anything~"
"Earth, i swear to g-"
"you smell like Uranus"
*he says with a teasing smile, Venus then pats Earth's head before pulling his hair*
"THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?!"
"OW- AH- IM SORRY"
(by the way, for a little fun quiz, what ship do you think my become canon in this shitty screen book? :D)
