just now
Mars: @Pl4n3tW1thL1c3 @4ngryCh1w4w4
Earth: ?
Venus: ?
Mars: CERES WONT STOP THROWING ASTEROID AT ME!!
Earth: womp womp
Mars: haha -_-
Venus: then kill it
Mars: NO!
Earth: fuck it :3
Mars: WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKK!?!?
Mars: NAUR
Earth: "Naur"💀
Mars: shut it :(
Jupiter: you said Ceres was throwing asteroids at you?
Mars: YESS
Jupiter: make yourself look bigger than it and dont act scared
Mars: BUT HE IS CREEPY😭
Earth: imagine being scared of a dwarf planet💀
Venus: 💀
Mars: >:( I WILL SLAP YOU
Earth: where?😉
Venus: ...
Mars: ...😨what... YOU'RE FLAT ASF NO CAKE
Jupiter: uhhm..
Venus: Mars you CANT be talking
Mars: RAAA👹
Saturn: @S4turnsF4v0r1t3 WHERE ARE YOU!?
Titan: he's busy lil bro
Earth: ...wait... where is my moon...
Titan: (1 image available)
Earth: im not clicking that.. especially when Saturn got hit with the "he's busy lil bro"...
Titan: this is dark moon, right now your son is making out with Titan :) Titan took over by the way
Earth: ...
Saturn: ...
Earth: tell Moon im coming over right now...
Titan: K
Mars: womp womp
*Earth carefully goes into the asteroid belt but to only see Luna and Titan chatting normally while playing space poker*
*Dark moon gets in front of earth*
"get pranked bozo"
"Really...?"
*Dark moon nods*
"HEY MARS!! WHERE IS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET INTO THE SUN!?"
*Mars heard his voice but didnt hear what he said*
"WHAT?!"
*Earth goes over to Mars*
"what is the fastest way to head into the Sun?"
"...no"
"i took that prank personally! okay!?"
"still no"
*Mars feels an asteroid bounce off his head, than another... and another..*
"OKAY WHAT!?"
*he turns around to hear Ceres cackling, making a shiver run down Mars's spine*
"dude... im scared..."
"SCARDY CAT!!"
*Earth says while laughing*
"the fastest way to get into the Sun is if you follow the light at maximum speed"
"...thanks!"
"WAIT NO!-"
*Mars pulls earth back*
"hey! i was just going back in orbit! not actually hurling into the Sun!"
"i know- but- i want help to get away from THAT thing.."
***he points in the asteroid belt which cackling and deep sounding laughs are coming from***
"what if it throws an asteroid at ME!? i have life yk!"
"ugh... and i know Venus wont do it..."
"womp womp, anyways, im going into my orbit now, BYEE"
"bye... ugh.. great.. now how do i- deal with this thing?"
***laughing can be heard in echos through the asteroid belt as Ceres throws another asteroid at Mars's head***
"OKAY THATS ENOUGH!"
***Mars runs into the asteroid belt and manages to Grab Ceres, whipping out his phone, smiling with his tongue out to the side to take a picture, the caption saying "i got the cockroach" which offended Ceres, Making Ceres kick him in the balls***
"OW-"
***Mars drops ceres as he whines in pain***
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
***Ceres laughs before tossing another asteroid onto Mars's head***
"stupid... dwarf planet..."
in the GC
Mars: (1 image)
Earth: lol
Venus: who is that?
Mars: Ceres, the dwarf planet that threw asteroid at me 24/7... and kicked me in my balls
Earth: womp womp
