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Uranus: @everyone 

Uranus: i took a shower -_-

Uranus: even though its impossible, JUPITER!!

Jupiter: Well you stink!!

Earth: oh we got beef

Neptune: u tuk a shhowr

Uranus: yes i did?

Neptune: For the first time in your fucking life.

Uranus: 💀

Uranus: yo ass can spell?

Neptune: nuh uh

Neptune: take yo schizo meds, goofy

Uranus: IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!! EARTH IS!!

Earth: huh?

Neptune: Your Anus.

Uranus: STAWP😭

Neptune: fat ass😏

Venus: yo yo yo what the fuck

Sun: ...my planets be zesty as hell on this one😨

Uranus: shit, you're right😧

Neptune: GYATT

Uranus: STAWWPPP😳

Saturn: How did Neptune learn how to spell?

Neptune: it's called having a fucking brain, you moron

Saturn: 😰

Jupiter: okay, Uranus, hit Neptune in the head

Uranus: on it! :D

Neptune: NO I DONT WANT TO BE DUMB AGAIN

                                                                                        minutes later

Neptune: wut dus GYATT men

Uranus: it means you're telling someone they have a fat ass -_-

Neptune: @St1nky  GYATT

Earth: hey at least he is dumb again :D

Venus: you cant be talking

Earth: huah?

Mars: tryna make a new star out of asteroids, you fucking dumbass

Earth: GGRGRGRGRGR >:(

Earth: wait a fucking second

                          Pl4n3tW1thL1c3 renamed the Group Chat to ''Mpphh~ ahhnn~''

Earth: :O

Mars: earth, what the actual fuck

                          M4rzy4l1ens renamed the Group Chat to "Earth has no father figure"

Earth: cant be talking lil man, none of us do

Mars: you were born without one

Earth: shit, at least i had a wife! >:( and a kid! >:(

Mars: i have 2, ya fucking dumbass

Earth: those are fucking asteroids😒

Mercury: y'all, stop yapping

Earth: GO THE FUCK AWAY MERCURY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SMALL AND NO ONE LIKES YOU >:(

Mars: shiiiitt😦

Sun: ...Earth...

Earth: 🥶

Sun shoots a solar flare at Earth, now back onto the phone

Earth: bitch >:(

Sun: dont make me throw another one, earth!




















Uranus does have a gyatt in my solar human design tho 😜

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