Uranus: @everyone
Uranus: i took a shower -_-
Uranus: even though its impossible, JUPITER!!
Jupiter: Well you stink!!
Earth: oh we got beef
Neptune: u tuk a shhowr
Uranus: yes i did?
Neptune: For the first time in your fucking life.
Uranus: 💀
Uranus: yo ass can spell?
Neptune: nuh uh
Neptune: take yo schizo meds, goofy
Uranus: IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!! EARTH IS!!
Earth: huh?
Neptune: Your Anus.
Uranus: STAWP😭
Neptune: fat ass😏
Venus: yo yo yo what the fuck
Sun: ...my planets be zesty as hell on this one😨
Uranus: shit, you're right😧
Neptune: GYATT
Uranus: STAWWPPP😳
Saturn: How did Neptune learn how to spell?
Neptune: it's called having a fucking brain, you moron
Saturn: 😰
Jupiter: okay, Uranus, hit Neptune in the head
Uranus: on it! :D
Neptune: NO I DONT WANT TO BE DUMB AGAIN
minutes later
Neptune: wut dus GYATT men
Uranus: it means you're telling someone they have a fat ass -_-
Neptune: @St1nky GYATT
Earth: hey at least he is dumb again :D
Venus: you cant be talking
Earth: huah?
Mars: tryna make a new star out of asteroids, you fucking dumbass
Earth: GGRGRGRGRGR >:(
Earth: wait a fucking second
Pl4n3tW1thL1c3 renamed the Group Chat to ''Mpphh~ ahhnn~''
Earth: :O
Mars: earth, what the actual fuck
M4rzy4l1ens renamed the Group Chat to "Earth has no father figure"
Earth: cant be talking lil man, none of us do
Mars: you were born without one
Earth: shit, at least i had a wife! >:( and a kid! >:(
Mars: i have 2, ya fucking dumbass
Earth: those are fucking asteroids😒
Mercury: y'all, stop yapping
Earth: GO THE FUCK AWAY MERCURY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SMALL AND NO ONE LIKES YOU >:(
Mars: shiiiitt😦
Sun: ...Earth...
Earth: 🥶
Sun shoots a solar flare at Earth, now back onto the phone
Earth: bitch >:(
Sun: dont make me throw another one, earth!
Uranus does have a gyatt in my solar human design tho 😜