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if you dont like Sun X Mercury then you dont have to read this

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Sun: @M3r-curry

Mercury: ?

Mars: date

Mercury: no

Earth: OH COME ONNNN we all know you 2 have a thing for each other

Jupiter: y'all are pretty obvious at some times, in fact, i thought you 2 were already dating??

Mercury: HUH!? NOO

Sun: errmm

Luna: i dont think anyone knows, but i saw the 2 kiss when Venus, Mars, and Earth were busy playing cards

Mercury: UH

Mercury: PROOF!?

Luna: Venus

Venus: (1 image)

Mars: awwwww!!

Mercury: THATS OBVIOUSLY EDITED!!

Sun: uh

Earth: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAYY plus! if it was, it would look bad BECAUSE VENUS SUCKS AT EDITING!!

Venus: DO NOT

Earth: you drew a badly drawn stickman with a badly drawn unreleastic dick, bro

Mars: D:

Mercury: I DONT CARE, IT HAS TO BE EDITED!!

Sun: Mercury, we both know its not :(

Mercury: ...

Mars: SUN JUST ADMITTED IT

Sun: no way out of this now, Mercury -_-

Mercury: ...>:(

Venus: wait

Venus: why did y'all want to keep you relasionship privet??

Sun: because Mercury thought you would bully him for being gay??

Venus: IM DATING THE FUCKING EARTH, WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?!? IM GAY MYSELF YA FUCKING SHIBBLE DRIBBLE CLOCK GLOCK DAMN GIGGLE PIBBLE PIECE OF SHIT

Mercury: oh!- :x

Earth: he loves me :3

Mars: a bit too much... i heard banging in y'all's orbit, not to get into deatail, but also moaning

Earth: PFFT OHHH RIGHHTTT

Venus: lol

Mars: eh?

Earth: it was a prank :3

Venus: we just grabbed to asteroids and Earth wanted to go further, the moaning wasnt part of the plan, IT WAS SUPPOED TO BE LIKE WE WERE THOWING HANDS BUT EARTH WANTED TO CHANGE IT UP

Earth: <33

Luna: its truw, i was the asteroid

Luna: *True

B78T95VPBVCRFGELGYBVUERVGHEK RAAAAAA okay okay, but- the new episode was like- BRO IS NOT THEIA im joking, but im glad DSOTM is getting more screen time!! :3

anywayysssss

gas giants GC

Jupiter: soo... in the solar system GC, anyone hear??

Saturn: yeah, i just didnt want to reply

Uranus: same here

Neptune: sam

Saturn: oh hi Uranus!

Uranus: uh- hi?

Saturn: i was going to ask you, are you and Neptune related??

Neptune: yes

Uranus: no?? i mean- we look alike yes but we're not related

Neptune: howwww?? :)

Uranus: OKAY- if you see a rose and another rose, you think they're related!?

Neptune: yez

Uranus: i give up..

Jupiter: so... you mean you're not related

Uranus: YES

Neptune: i thhawt we wer

Jupiter: *Thought

Uranus: some lizards look the same, if that lizard mated with another that looks just like it, but ISNT related, do you think they would be related??

Neptune: yez

Uranus: BRO-

Saturn: was my question too much?😅

Uranus: no.. its fine... Neptune is kind of dumb, thats all

Neptune: I AHM NUT

Uranus: then spell correctly

Neptune: I DUNT NOP HAHOO

Jupiter: *I don't know how

Uranus: then you're dumb

Neptune: 😥

Saturn: awww you made him sad :(

Neptune: :(

Uranus: he just faking it -_-

Jupiter: look what you did! he is crying!!

Neptune: 😭

Uranus: UH-

Uranus: HE ISNT

Uranus: ITS JUS EMOJISSS

Neptune: 🥺

Jupiter: Calm down we're just joking.

Saturn: dont you think it was mean to call him dumb, though?

Uranus: its not that bad

Neptune: YEZ ITT IZ

Uranus: -_-

RAAA :D

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