so... i realized Saturn X Uranus (Satrnus) exists and its a pretty good ship! but still doesnt beat Jupitrn (Jupiter X Saturn)
and Jupiter X Neptune (Juptune) also exists, i dont know why but it also is kind of good... still doesnt beat Saturn X Jupiter though
like- hold on
Saturnus!!??!?! OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU CHOSE... SATURNUS?!?!? i mean yeah! "we never really spend time together" "y-you want to spend time with me?" yeah... its reasonable...
BUT JUPTUNE!?!? YOU HAD TO CHOSE JUPTUNE?! "you sure you want this spot? its pretty... dark and lonely.." "its fine!! i'll take it! plus, im used to it! i've lost my mind there already but" ...honestly... if you ship them BECAUSE OF THIS... i dont know... like- Neptune was just trying to get the solar system back in order... NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH JU- i mean... uhh- NEPTUNE WASNT TRYING TO ONLY HELP JUPITER YA DUMBA-
no offense, i tried to make it a little funny as i was yappin :/
but JUPITERN BRO... if you ship this MARRYYY MEEEEEEEEEE NOWW like you chose Juptune and Saturnus BUT JUPITURN IS JUST WAYYYY BETTERRR
THESE HOES ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER EVERY EPISODE *except for "Who's THAT planet!? where saturn and Uranus went to find Neptune"*
AND THOSE WHORES ALWAYS TALKING BOUT SHIT, MAKE EM TALK ABOUT COWS NEXT
AND THEY BEST BUDDIES AS THEY SAY "BROS BEFORE... HOES"
AND YOU CANT DENY, THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE MARRIED, I MEAN- THEY OLD ASF BUT I DONT GIVE 0 SHITTTSSS
THEY MAKE ME GO CRAZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEHEHEEAEAEAJAHAJHKHFHGAWOIRLJG
you can ship who you want honestly but- HOW COULD YOU NOT SHIP THOSE 2 BITCHES!? THE FAT ASSED ONES THE GAS ONES, THE GAY ONES, THE FUCKING RINGS AND THE FAT NERD!!
they
are
my
PARENTS
RAAAAAAAAAA
and Suncury, Vencury, Earthcury
...
okay but- why Earth X Mercury??
THOSE SHITS ARE EMO ASF IK
BRU- WHY!?
MERCURY ONLY HELPED EARTH FOR NOT TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOT SO MERCURY COULD RAM INTO EARTH LIKE A CAR TO A ROAD LIKE VRRROOOOMMMMMM VRRMMMMM
AND VENCURY MAKES MERCURY SEEM LIKE A MASOCHIST
and Suncury....
>:) oh i like em >:)
I FEEL LIKE SUN
SUN!!
WOULD GO YANDERE FOR MERCURY IF HE WANTED TO
I MEAN-
HE ALWAYS WANTS MERCURY NEXT TO HIM, MEANING THAT BIG FAT ASSED BITCH MAKES JOKES TO ENTERTAIN THE LEVEL 1 GYATTED PLANET, AND WANT SMERCURY NEXT TO HIM BC- LOOOOKKK ATT HIMMMMMM MERCURY IS LIKE A COOKKIIIIEE A CUTE ONEEEEEEE
i mean- Sun would eat him >:_ Mer-curyyyyyyy~~ >:)
now, Vars, Varth, and Vmarth
okay Venus X Earth X Mars... IM SORRY WHA!?!?
SURE SURE LETS HAVE 3 SUMS-
*dies💀*
and Vars
its cute yeah, i mean- they are friends and i like it, i dont really have bad terms with it!
