TW: Murder and suicide‼️‼️
Crybaby has been getting on my nerves. Far more than before. She's been wanting to try listening to music that ISN'T Imagine Dragons.. what a world we live in..
She just isn't the same Crybaby I once knew.. she's literally a baby now! She won't stop regressing, it's stressing me the frick out man! How am I supposed to take care of a baby when the only baby I need is Demons by Imagine Dragons..
But one day, she got me so furious, oh wait this is Dream btw teehee, I nearly shot her dead! When I first kidnapped her, she got me all like :D, now.. I'm more like :/ and it's frustrating! How can a young baby child make me frustrated?! God, what a world we live in..
Speaking of God.. God, if you're listening to me, please take this annoying ahh baby out of my life, all she does is regress, she doesn't even pay the bills man, the bills, THINK OF THE BILLS *cries*. But anyways, homie, it was nice talking with you, dab me up, brother *dabs up Jesus Christ himself* amen, xoxo Dream..
I heard a stomping into the kitchen.. it was Crybaby! She had her lil blankie and a stuffie with her, "wat oo doin'?" She said, muffled cuz of the pacifier in her mouth. God, she's so annoying..
"Nothing, just go back to sleep," I said, annoyedly. She scoffed and stomped closer, "I wan snac" she said. "Go to sle-" I cut off cuz I got the most PERFECT idea! "Suure, I'll make you some food," I said, "don't worry about anything, you'll be fine, dear." I was being a lil mischievous, hehehe..
I decided to make some milk and cookies, with a lil twist though mwahahahaha, I POISONED THEM!!! >:3 I put a random blue liquid in the milk, along with the cookie dough. She'll never expect a thing! She's just a dumb little baby at this point.
When I was done making the milk and cookies, I handed them to Crybaby. "What is this?", she said, "why is the milk blue?" Wait, why is she not regressed anymore? Fuck. She's not a baby.
"Are you trying to poison me?!" She yelled. Fuck this. I grabbed my gun and shot her dead. I then drank the milk and ate the cookies. Why did I do that?? Now I'm nauseous... I ran to the sink and threw up all over it. Apparently not in it though, that's kinda silly.. :3c
I fell to the floor and continued to vomit. I was about to call the hospital but then I saw the gun. I limped over to it, dodging Crybaby's dead body. Even her stuffie was covered in blood.. I grabbed the gun and aimed for my head. Goodbye world, maybe in the next life Crybaby will be mine and share a love for Imagine Dragons with me.
I triggered the gun only to find myself still alive.. Goddamn it, there's no bullets in it!! I stood up and walked over to my stash of bullets, I loaded it with a couple and walked over to the kitchen. I sat back down where I was originally with the gun aimed at my head. Goodbye world, maybe in the next life Crybaby will be mine and share a love for Imagine Dragons with me.
I triggered the gun again and I was dead. That's it, I was gone... Maybe I'll see Crybaby again. Maybe we won't be human, that's cool I hope I'm a bird or something swaggy like that! Anyways, see you later, Crybaby. Xoxo, Dream.
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