Don't worry crybaby, I'll get you back from this evil evil Jeremy Elbertson guy. He's no match for me and my cool lime green merchandise!!! I've killed the ender dragon so many times, I can totally destroy this guy too!!! I'm gonna find a computer somewhere in the afterlife so I can speedrun a minecraft worlds, as training. Xoxo, Dream (Ɛ~)
Jerma and Crybaby were on their way to his lare. "You're gonna be safe from that Dream guy," Jerma said, "he didn't deserve you." Crybaby blushed even pinker than her pink nymph skin. "Oh Jerma, thank you for saving me!", "no problemo, Crybaby." Jerma said.
When they got to Jerma's lare, he told her to get comfortable. "Make yourself at home, girlie pop," Jerma exclaimed. The lare was a cave inside of a tall mountain, they had to fly to get up there. Crybaby looked around, taking in her new surroundings. The walls were made of stone cuz it was a mountain/cave.
The cave was furnished though so Jerma took a seat on the couch and began to watch tv. Crybaby kept looking around and saw a list.. it was a list of her evil exes!! And that is when and familiar voice shows up!
"Well well well, if it isn't Crybaby," said in a British accent. Hold on, is that..? "It's me, Harry, Harry Styles," Harry said, introducing himself, "but I'm sure you remember me."
"And me!" Exclaimed another Brit. "Shut it, Louis, she's mine!" The Brit argued. "Guys! Calm down! Drink your tea and crumpets!" Yelled the Irish one.
"Who goes there in my lare?!" Yelled by a confused Jerma, pulling out his sword, ready to fight anyone who steps closer to him. "It is I, THE Harold Edward Styles, the main one in One Direction," he explained very proudly in his HEAVY British accent.
"Well that sir is a very British name, they done you well :3" Jerma said. "I.. guess so? How did you say that cat face irl??" Harold (the British one) asked. "Cuz I'm kawaii >.<" He explained.
"Is this where we fight?" Asked Zaynder. "Ah, yes! Give us Crybaby or else you die!" Harry said, very excitedly. "Nooooooo!! You can't do that!" Jeremy said. "Well too bad, those are your only options for some reason." He explained. "Hmph, I don't wannaaa" Jerma whined. "Stop whining and give us the girl🙄" Harry demanded. "No!" He said.
"Then we'll kidnap her again.." Harry and the gang grab Crybaby, but she fights back. Jerma tried to use a bow and arrow but it broke instantly. But then he remembered that he has super strong feet, so he goes to the back of the cave and runs up towards them. He kicks all five of them (1D, not including Crybaby) out of the cave until they hear 5 splats on the ground.
"Oh Jerma, you beat another ex!" Crybaby exclaims. "Pshh, it was nothin," he said like the nonchalant hunk he is, "let's get out of my lare now :3" Jerma grabbed Crybaby and jumped out of the cave, but they can fly cuz they're nymphs. They landed on the ground for their next adventure..
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FanfictionRadioactive Crybaby's silly story where Crybaby gets kidnapped by Dr**m, then is sold to 1D. Then, Dr**m kidnaps her again. And then more things happen. Jerma is there. Reposted on Wattpad for the sake of archiving. All spelling, grammar, and format...