Dear diary,
Even though I just died, I'm somehow alive again. After I woke up from being dead, I saw a girl in the distance with weird hair, and I KNEW that was Crybaby, so I ran over and we reunited. I didn't know where we are, but we were standing around for so long, this guy ended up descending from the sky.
He said his name is Jerma985, but we can call him Jeremy Elbertson. I told him that's a silly last name, and he literally TOOK CRYBABY??? BECAUSE I CALLED HIS LAST NAME SILLY????
So he's making my dead-but-alive-again girlfriend/captive/age regression baby FLOAT IN THE AIR. I tried to grab her, but I can't jump that high, so I asked what he was doing with my waifu little. Cause even if she's kind of really annoying as a baby, I still want her to be my captive. She's MINE.
and this "Jerma985" guy said he needs to defeat her seven evil ex's, but I don't even think Crybaby knows 7 people, let alone has DATED 7 people.
So anyways, she's floating in the air and then he starts BEATING ME UP?? lucky for me, my gun came with me into the afterlife, so I shoot him, but he catches the bullet IN HIS MOUTH and spits it back at me, shooting me instead. I can't freaking believe this guy, oh my gosh :(
So now I'm critically wounded, bleeding out, after ALREADY DYING. And he tells me he's gonna come back for me later, then just DIPS with MY GIRLFRIEND/CAPTIVE/LITTLE/WAIFU????
So now, diary, I'm bleeding out by the mouth of this "Jeremy Elbertson" guy. And he said he's coming back for me, so I guess I need to heal my second bullet wound of the day, and start training to fight him.
I don't know if he's gonna go through all the other "seven evil ex's" first or if he's gonna come back to me after the first few or what, so I better start training now.
Don't worry crybaby, I'll get you back from this evil evil Jeremy Elbertson guy. He's no match for me and my cool lime green merchandise!!! I've killed the ender dragon so many times, I can totally destroy this guy too!!! I'm gonna find a computer somewhere in the afterlife so I can speedrun a minecraft worlds, as training. Xoxo, Dream (◡ ω ◡)
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FanfictionRadioactive Crybaby's silly story where Crybaby gets kidnapped by Dr**m, then is sold to 1D. Then, Dr**m kidnaps her again. And then more things happen. Jerma is there. Reposted on Wattpad for the sake of archiving. All spelling, grammar, and format...
