Shut Up Alligator!

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Alligator: You call yourself a writer? Look at this trash! It's like a five year old wrote this!

Shamar: Shut up!

Alligator: The same goes for you!

Me: Button up!

Alligator: You guys will never amount to anything! Writing is a wasteful pastime!

imaverygrambs: I beg to differ! Where did you come from, alligator?

Alligator: Florida, where else?

imaverygrambs: I eat alligators like you for breakfast! *wrestles the alligator and tries to subdue him* Say uncle!

Alligator: *being subdued* Uncle, uncle, uncle!!! Let me go! Please!

Solomon: *cocks his rifle and shoots the alligator* There!

Alligator: *dead*

Allie: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a smart alek alligator!






This story was written on Thursday, July 4th, 2024. (Independence Day)

A/N Shut up, you no good alligator! You don't know what you're talking about! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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