Steven Is Friends With An Egg?

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Steven: *gets an egg out of the fridge* Hey, buddy! How's it going?

Allie: Who are you talking to?

Steven: My friend.

Allie: Who?

Steven: This egg!

Allie: Hold the phone! You're friends with an egg?

Steven: Yup! His name is Herman! We are best friends!

Allie: You named this egg Herman? Okay. Ken, get over here!

Ken: Is everything okay?

Allie: Steven claims to be friends with this egg!

Ken: Steven, are you five years old?! First we catch you watching Sesame Street, now you're friends with an egg?! How low can ya get? Time to beat you up!

Steven: Herman doesn't like it when you beat me up, do you, Herman? *pretending to be Herman* No I don't!

Ken: Oh, give me a break! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Allie: I think I'll have a Spanish omelette! *chuckles and cracks Steven's "friend"

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Friday, July 19th, 2024.

A/N Steven, how can you be friends with an egg? Grow up, dude!! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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