Matilda: *wearing a uniform, with black skirt, black socks, and brown moccasins*
Me: Do you go to Mercy?
Matilda: No, I'm just wearing this uniform!
Me: I see.
Matilda: Yeah! *making a fish face*
Me: It makes no sense if you're wearing that uniform then!
Matilda: I graduated high school in 2022! I'm turning 20 in September!
Me: Now I know you're silly!
Matilda: Perhaps, we're all a little silly! If you mess with Sam, I'll kill you!
Me: Who's Sam?
Matilda: My imaginary boyfriend! He lives in Idaho and.......
Iris: *shoots a tranquilizer dart into Matilda's neck*
Matilda: *collapses to the floor and sleeps*
This story was written on Tuesday, July 30th, 2024.
A/N Matilda is so silly! Why she's wearing a school uniform is beyond me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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