Matilda Is So Silly!

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Matilda: *wearing a uniform, with black skirt, black socks, and brown moccasins*

Me: Do you go to Mercy?

Matilda: No, I'm just wearing this uniform!

Me: I see.

Matilda: Yeah! *making a fish face*

Me: It makes no sense if you're wearing that uniform then!

Matilda: I graduated high school in 2022! I'm turning 20 in September!

Me: Now I know you're silly!

Matilda: Perhaps, we're all a little silly! If you mess with Sam, I'll kill you!

Me: Who's Sam?

Matilda: My imaginary boyfriend! He lives in Idaho and.......

Iris: *shoots a tranquilizer dart into Matilda's neck*

Matilda: *collapses to the floor and sleeps*






This story was written on Tuesday, July 30th, 2024.

A/N Matilda is so silly! Why she's wearing a school uniform is beyond me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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