Okay What The Heck?

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Burger King

Sassafras Ave

Coffeeville, Connecticut

Quentin: *eating a Firey Bacon Whopper, and drinking a Coke*

Woman: You don't have any friends.

Quentin: Pardon?

Woman: You don't have any friends. You're a loner.

Quentin: You don't know anything about me.

Woman: No friends. No friends. No friends. No friends. No friends.

Quentin: Woman, get out of here! I'm trying to eat!

Woman: No friends. No friends. No friends. No friends. No friends.

Mental Institution People: You're coming with us! *takes the woman out of Burger King and into the back of the mental institution van and drives off*

Quentin: I have lots of friends. What's she talking about? I think I'll get a Hershey pie. *walks up to the counter* Can I have a Hershey pie, please?






This story was written on Wednesday, July 31st, 2024.

A/N What the freaking heck?! People are total nutcases in the fictional realm!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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